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The Penis Book Hardcover – 5 Jan 2006

4.3 out of 5 stars 3 customer reviews

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  • Hardcover: 112 pages
  • Publisher: Ebury Press; New edition edition (5 Jan. 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0091906148
  • ISBN-13: 978-0091906146
  • Product Dimensions: 16.9 x 1.4 x 17.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 1,287,496 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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The definitive book on the male member - full of wit, humour and no-holds barred illustrations

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The definitive book on the male member - full of wit, humour and no-holds barred illustrations

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Format: Hardcover
The Penis Book is easily readable. It's title is the content and focuses on nothing other than the male genitalia. Full of snippets, some interesting, some you wonder why? Large centre section displays the world of varying shapes and sizes in black and white photographs. A great novelty buy, for someone I suggest you know well.!! More a chuckle than a belly laugh though.
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Format: Hardcover
Funny and full of cock.
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Format: Hardcover
Excellent gift for a pink friend. Book is very elegantly laid out and won't make your mum blush (too much).
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Amazon.com: 4.1 out of 5 stars 41 reviews
5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars a penis is a penis is a penis... 18 Jan. 2007
By LARRY - Published on Amazon.com
Format: Hardcover Verified Purchase
*The Penis Book* is an interesting "gag gift" of a book that you can give to friends or keep for yourself. In it are interesting facts and tidbits about the penis. This book is designed for anyone (men, gay, straight, women) to read.

In the book, you'll read about if size matters or not. You'll read how straight and gay men treat their penises. You'll learn international words for the penis. You'll learn to vary your metaphors for "spanking the monkey".

There are quirky stuff in there as well. Such as what goes on in the "penis head" toy manufacturing company. You'll read what men think they'll be or do if they didn't have a penis. You'll also read what women would do if they had a penis. You'll read quotes about bulges and self-sucking and odd news.

There are also some little known facts and historical tidbits. A mechanism device was created during one of the World Wars to curb wet dreams. You'll read up on the different names for body piercings in the groin area, such as the Prince Albert. You'll learn of a festival celebration of the penis in Asia.

There are plenty of pictures in this little book. However, none of them are pornographic. There are pictures of penis candies, metal penises, cartoon penises, penis-shaped toys, tattooed penises, painted penises and many others. You'll get to analyzed paintings of penises. It's like a world of penises in this book!

Weird quotes and poems are also provided. You'll laugh, groan and maybe nod in agreement. You'll share with your friends or partner. You'll roll your eyes. You might learn a thing or two.

My favorite parts are the different names of the penis around the world and the different metaphors for "rounding up tadpoles". Some of them would just make you laugh.

There's just so many stuff in this little book, which will surprise you. So, get this book and embrace the knowledge of the penis.
1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Sometimes 25 Feb. 2015
By Casey Nicholas - Published on Amazon.com
Format: Hardcover Verified Purchase
You tell me you're in love with me
Like you can't take your pretty eyes away from me
It's not that I don't want to stay
But every time you come too close I move away

I wanna believe in everything that you say
'Cause it sounds so good
But if you really want me move slow
There's things about me you just have to know

Sometimes I run
Sometimes I hide
Sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
Baby, all I need is time

I don't wanna be so shy
Every time that I'm alone I wonder why
Hope that you will wait for me
You'll see that you're the only one for me

I wanna believe in everything that you say
'Cause it sounds so good
But if you really want me move slow
There's things about me you just have to know

Sometimes I run (sometimes)
Sometimes I hide
Sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
All I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
Baby all I need is time

Just hang around and you'll see
There's nowhere I'd rather be
If you love me, trust in me
The way that I trust in you

Sometimes I run (sometimes)
Sometimes I hide,
Sometimes I'm scared of you (oh)
But all I really want is to hold you tight (hold you tight)
Treat you right, be with you day and night (day and night)

Sometimes I run (sometimes)
Sometimes I hide
Sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night (day and night)

All I really want is to hold you tight
Be with you day and night

Sometimes I run (sometimes)
Sometimes I hide
Sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want is to hold you tight
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5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny in other peoples visions in other parts of the ... 5 Oct. 2016
By Amazon Customer - Published on Amazon.com
Format: Hardcover Verified Purchase
This book was not what I expected,but when I began viewing it, I found it to be hilarious. Very funny in other peoples visions in other parts of the world, I never even knew about. Good illustrations, and good reading.
5.0 out of 5 stars Love it 12 Jun. 2013
By Teresa F - Published on Amazon.com
Format: Hardcover Verified Purchase
This book is super informative and I love all of the factoids in it. Plus, the author signed my copy and I think that is pretty cool. I would say buy it for anyone who could use a little knowledge in this department.
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars 4 Nov. 2015
By JR - Published on Amazon.com
Format: Hardcover Verified Purchase
great coffee table book or a gift to a friend.
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