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As far as life changing events go most people would have to admit that dying would be pretty high up the list and that, in most instances, when a person dies, that’s it, life extinct, terminated, dead.
Imagine Liffy’s surprise when, following his sudden and untimely death, he discovered that there is in fact a subtle difference between ‘Died’ and ‘Dead’.
Dead is Defunct, Extinct and Decaying – Died is what you do before you’re dead; you’re in a sort of limbo. You move around in the world of the living, even though you’ve died. Like ghosts with substance, the main difference being that you’re still real, walking, talking, breathing, bleeding; people can see you and touch you. What they can’t do is recognise you for who you were, and won’t remember you were there when you’ve gone!
From his first encounter with his new boss, Tres Corolla, his relationship with the real Father Christmas and his quest to rid the world of a SMEL, Liffy takes us on a roller coaster ride of madness and mayhem, culminating somewhere deep in the Yorkshire moors.

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401 pages
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English
Publication date

30 Jun. 2012
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1806 KB
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ASIN ‏ : ‎ B008GIMFRY
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Steve Cowton; 1st edition (30 Jun. 2012)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 1806 KB
Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Print length ‏ : ‎ 401 pages

Best Sellers Rank: 1,437,007 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- 13,170 in General Humourous Fiction
- 22,230 in Contemporary Fantasy (Kindle Store)
- 36,320 in Humour

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mrs l brooksby

Not one for the faint-hearted!

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 7 May 2019

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It takes time to get your head around this book but it is worth it!
The journey Liffy takes through life , death and dying, and the reasons
behind it all covers different outlooks and beliefs using life as we know
(And don't know ) it. Challenging things like ghosts, spirits, life after death ,
relgion and who runs everything it is funny , gritty, basic and thought provoking.

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jan jeffrey

Goid

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 8 October 2020

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Well written, humorous, easy read

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Nick Gilbert

I loved it

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 23 March 2013

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The best way I can describe it is Discworld meets MiB. An excellent and very funny read from the very start. I'll never consider death in the same way ever again. Roll on the sequels!

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Drewid1701

Fantastic read

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 2 January 2013

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This book is fantastic and i would recommend it to anyone who enjoys a good laugh, straight into the main plot with original characters that cause chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

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