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No-One Loves a Policeman Hardcover – 29 Apr 2010

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  • Hardcover: 368 pages
  • Publisher: MacLehose Press; First Edition edition (29 April 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1906694028
  • ISBN-13: 978-1906694029
  • Product Dimensions: 16.3 x 2.3 x 24.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 1,632,427 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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'Dazzling... Orsi's mordant, reluctant detective is definitely a one-off' Joan Smith, The Times. (The Times)

'From the halcyon time of Dashiell Hammett onwards, the detective story has been pressed into service for a pitiless dissection of a corrupt society; Orsi shows that the strategy still has plenty of mileage' Barry Forshaw, Independent. (Independent)

', cynical, and witty ... Chandlerian in its steamy narrative, the story is about a country and its people going nowhere very fast indeed ... Set against a backdrop of Argentina in meltdown, it is a strongly atmospheric novel ... Of course, he [Guillermo Orsi] writes like a journalist - immediate, living prose that reads as though it was written yesterday' Bookgroup Info, Paula McMaster. (Bookgroup Info)

'Wonderfully evocative and cynical, it captures Buenos Aires with a delicate precision - you can hear the tango as you turn the pages' Geoffrey Wansell, The Daily Mail. (Daily Mail)

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It is December 2001 and Argentina is in political and economic meltdown, riddled with corruption, and undermined by cynicism and indifference.
Pablo Martelli, once in an elite branch of the police force known to all as the 'National Shame', is a shadow of his former self. Now he scrapes by as a bathroom-appliance salesman and lives alone, with his cat for company. He cannot put out of his mind the enigmatic woman he met in the dance halls of Buenos Aires, with whom he had a passionate affair. She left him when she found out who he was working for, and he has never recovered.
Late one evening, Martelli is summoned to a friend's coastal retreat. By the time he arrives some hours later, the friend is dead and his girlfriend has vanished. Although no longer connected to the force, Martelli is still a policeman to the core. As he attempts to discover what has happened, he finds himself drawn into a bewildering sequence of events, on an odyssey that leads him through the vast, empty pampas, along endless highways and into ghost towns seething with danger and brutality, to the ailing heart of his country. Before long he is forced to uncover the truth of his past life. It is a dangerous confession: after all, no-one loves a policeman.
With its rich, dark humour, a host of extraordinary characters and plenty of smoking guns, No-one Loves a Policeman is a love story, a sophisticated thriller, and a startling portrait of a country in crisis.

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By Elaine Tomasso TOP 1000 REVIEWER on 18 Nov. 2013
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I downloaded this as I know next to nothing about South America and I thought it might be interesting to learn a little about Argentina whilst enjoying a crime novel. I feel as if I grabbed a tiger by the tail. This is a complex story of politics, corruption and poverty, oh and there's a serial killer on the loose. There is plenty of action but it is interspersed with politics and history which, at some points, seemed interminable but necessary to cover the background. The main character, Gotan, was a policeman during the military junta which, as far as I can see, had nothing to do with policing as we know it and now promotes bathroom furniture. His past catches up with him when he goes to meet a friend and finds the friend dead but this is only revealed in snippets as the book progresses and this slow unveiling really held my attention and even now I'm not sure I got it all. What is not in doubt is Mr Orsi's deep love of his country and his anger at the mess politicians have made of it in the 20th century. If even half of what he says about corruption in 2001 Argentina is true it is horrifying, never mind the lawlessness. Other reviewers have mentioned the humour and whilst I recognised his ridicule of politicians, people and certain situations I found it all too sad to laugh at it. I don't feel that I've done this book justice in the review as I found it thought provoking, engrossing, all too possible, sad, funny and even boring in parts. I suggest you take a deep breath and plunge in.
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Format: Hardcover
If you like thrillers that reveal the under-side of another society you know little about - in this case a pretty bizarre one at a time of great turmoil - you will love this.

There's never a dull moment.

It's set in Argentina at a time when everything is falling apart. The first time I went there friends told me they have more psychiatrists per head than anywhere in the world. No wonder: from being the fourth richest country in the world it has gone down and down ever since the days of the fascist Peron and his much overrated wife. What they started has been accelerated by an extraordinarily corrupt political establishment and murderously unpleasant armed forces.

But the book is not just about a very strange country: it features some very strange people, most of whom spend their time drinking, stabbing, beating up, blowing up, shooting, betraying and behaving in a generally violent and untrustworthy manner for 281 highly entertaining pages.

A high percentage of Argentines are of Italian origin, and I was reminded of some of the best Italian noir. Not quite as good as Camilleri, but quite close.

This gives the flavour:

"It is every man's dream to find a beautiful naked woman aged no more than twenty-five in bed beside him. What happens next depends on one's condition and the circumstances. That morning (and from that moment on) my condition was not what it might have been, but there was still a little something there if sufficiently tempted. The circumstances however could not have been worse.

The naked woman was Lorena. She was dead."

If that made you smile, read it.
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Format: Kindle Edition
When I began reading No-one loves a policeman by Guillermo Orsi I had no idea how much fun and enjoyment I'd get from the book - set in its entirety in Argentina and taking in the iconic Buenos Aires, the sand dunes and coastal retreat of Mediomundo and Bahia Blanca in the South West, No-one loves a policemen is so much more than a crime thriller.

Set in 2001, Argentina is on the brink of financial ruin, the economy preparing to take a nosedive - not for the first time - and where anyone who could afford to do so was buying up dollars and discarding pesos. But with the banks enforcing a restriction on the amount customers were allowed to withdraw, Argentina was on a precipice.

The most endearing thing I took from this book was Guillermo's humour told through the eyes and ears of Pablo Martelli's narration. Martelli, the main protagonist, is an ageing toilet salesman, sorry a salesman of bathroom furniture who used to be a policeman - but he doesn't tell anyone that - the policeman's lot isn't a happy one in Argentina! Martelli was once a member of a federal police department better known as the "National Shame". From the very first chapter we get a flavour of Martelli's character when he bemoans receiving phone calls after midnight - it never brings him good news and his latest post-midnight call is no exception!

No-one loves a policeman reminded me of a road trip made by four ageing characters - two current policemen, a bathroom furniture salesman and a portly doctor - all have seen better days but together they formed the three musketeers -slightly decrepit - but musketeers nonetheless! We travel up and down Argentina through Guillermo's vision of a country in strife.
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Format: Paperback
An unpleasant book!

Rambling - an unbelievable storyline with character and narrative switches that frequently lose you - the hero moves from narrator to protagonist to philosopher in a manner that is frequently confusing.
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