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My Twisted Drink: A Vampire Romance by [Mayer, JoAnn]
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2.8 out of 5 stars 4 customer reviews

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1187 KB
  • Print Length: 500 pages
  • Publisher: Midnight Sun Enterprises, Inc.; 3 edition (29 April 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007YXBPQ4
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  • Average Customer Review: 2.8 out of 5 stars 4 customer reviews
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #547,858 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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I'm sorry if this puts you off but seriously, reading this was rather like having a tooth pulled without anaesthetic!
Looking at the book cover you assume that it is for adult readers but the language, pace and lack of mature storyline leads me to believe that it is far better suited to YA. Bearing in mind that the lead female is only 19yrs old.
Charlotte goes from one bad situation to another without consequence and always seems to have someone else to pick up the pieces. She constantly fights being labelled a "whore" and yet falls into bed with every man and his dog and then moans about it and blames her partners in crime for them leading her on!
I wanted to shake her and scream Oh grow up.
Sorry I would have given this a wide birth if I'd have reaslised how poor it was going to be.
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omg this book kept me ingrossed for two days i loved this story. It has been the best one i have read for a very long time. The way the story ended i couldnt help but have a big smile on my face. The writer is really good i hope she writes some more. I really enjoyed it.
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jumping on the band wagon of vampire stories with no story line what so ever. People as drinks? Hardly new.
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It's a slow read & definitely twisted but the character development and interaction is good. Will read Joann Mayers again.
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Amazon.com: HASH(0x8d72a4b0) out of 5 stars 43 reviews
20 of 24 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x8d9b8240) out of 5 stars The author does achieve one thing 12 Jun. 2012
By VA girl - Published on Amazon.com
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She has managed to create a heroine more annoying than Bella Swan. Unfortunately, "Miss" Charlotte (why the heck does everybody and their cat insist on including the "miss" all the time?) is also way more forgettable. She pouts, she stomps, she punches people, and somehow all these centuries-old magical beings are falling all over themselves gushing about how fabulous, how one-of-a-kind she is.

Big issues with the writing style, too. The author frequently uses combinations of words (like "beautiful" and "perfect") only to use them again in the same configuration a paragraph or two later. The biggest problem is the (SPOILER) part toward the end where Charlotte obsesses about having accidentally had sex with Alexander on her first night in the mansion. Um, I actually reread this crushing bore of a novel just to see how I could have missed that rather major plot point, and guess what, it's not there. Which is especially surprising given the excruciating detail with which the author describes every other sexual or sort-of-sexual encounter Charlotte has. Oh, and please find a synonym for "moan."

I realize I got this book for free on Kindle, but I kind of think it was overpriced at that amount.
8 of 10 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x8d58ae64) out of 5 stars A Great Read! 29 May 2012
By DIY Guy - Published on Amazon.com
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This is definitely not my typical choice of book, but the title intrigued me, so I decided to check it out. Within the first few pages, I wondered what I'd gotten myself into, being that I rarely read this genre of fiction. However, the plot of this book just keeps twisting, with one small mystery after another to keep the reader intrigued and turning pages. I really enjoyed the sarcastic wit of Miss Charlotte and her complicated life. Nathan adds a lot of humor, while Alexander keeps the reader guessing. Despite it's paranormal subject matter, My Twisted Drink appealed to my sense of mystery. The story does have its romantic moments, but plenty of heat and steam as well. I think if you are a Vampire fan, you'd love this book.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x8d535744) out of 5 stars ..and what a drink she was! 21 Aug. 2012
By enchanteD - Published on Amazon.com
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Mmmm Mmmm Miss Charlotte and Alexander. WOW!! what a way to put a twist on "vampires" and "DRINKS" I for one will never look at the word the same.

Alexander.. WHAT A GROUCH .. but without his bipolar moodswings, I mean, what would this push pull love story even be? Yes, he was so blindly stubborn it hurt, yet he was clearly SHOWING his feelings! I just wanted him to admit his heart from the beginning. Of coarse, we never get what we want!!!

Miss Charlotte had SUCH real emotion. I felt every bit of Love, Jealousy, and lust she felt everytime she felt it. When she cried, laughed, ...... Rushed poor dainty Marie <--a pure bitch that one) ! Miss Charlotte appeared to be a slut, but really only a majorly sexy tease!

I was also taken aback by Adalric.. Boy boy I just want to eat him up!! He just seems like every girls gay best friend.. Except the gay best friend you make out with from the time you brush your teeth in the morning until he takes you to heaven every night ;) He is, by far, one of the most intriguing characters!

If you love Vampire Romances.... you will love this Vampire Romance .. with a Twist :)
7 of 9 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x8d6107d4) out of 5 stars Really people? How can anyone rate this as amazing! 24 Jun. 2012
By L. Lister - Published on Amazon.com
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This was amazing all right....amazingly LONG. I had a hard time finishing it. The writer at times seemed to do well but then you started noticing so many inconsistencies. And really? How many times can we hear the main character refer to herself as a slut? And spoiler alert but who wants to read a "love" story where the man openly likes to get sexual with other women just for spite? The only plus about this was I got it for free!
3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
HASH(0x8d572f84) out of 5 stars Vampire 50 shades...spin off. 16 Aug. 2012
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Alexander makes my skin hot, he's a sultry old-fashioned vampire who tries to put himself off as a proper high and mighty vampire with an ego but deep down he's compassionate, sweet, and my-oh-my hot. Miss Charlotte angers me a big in the book but I can understand where she's coming from. Everyone's got their demons and this twisted story shows how to overcome those obstacles when faced with losing love. I enjoyed this book a whole lot and sure wish JoAnn Mayer had more books available on Amazon. I had tears, felt my heartbreaking with Miss Charlotte but I felt the hot rush when the characters did. I absolutely 100% loved this book and wish I could find more books like it. Hot, steamy, drama filled and twisted romance. A+ in my book.
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