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Movies that should have been banned for stupidity

Amazon Customer "rookery_assassin"
 
The Convent [DVD] [2000]
The Convent [DVD] [2000]
"I know this is tongue-in-cheek, but my tongue completely pierced through my cheek. The baddies entering the scene with Hard house playing in the background? What a shambles."
Freddy Got Fingered [DVD]
Freddy Got Fingered [DVD]
"No no no no no no. Tom Green - you're a funny guy, you really are, but PLEASE... PLEASE, never direct again.... EVER!"
The Blair Witch Project [DVD] [1999]
The Blair Witch Project [DVD] [1999]
"This seems popular with the compilations for rubbish films. I agree, not scary at all, and totally over-hyped. My back garden is scarier than those woods!"
Home Alone 3 [DVD] [1997]
Home Alone 3 [DVD] [1997]
"Absolutely shocking. I'm glad that the kid is all alone, shame it wasn't in a  darkened sound proof room where I could forget he ever existed... along with this film."
Grease [DVD] [1978]
Grease [DVD] [1978]
"I've got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losing control, cos this film is vomit inducing, it's petrifying."
The Matrix Reloaded (2 Disc Edition) [2003] [DVD]
The Matrix Reloaded (2 Disc Edition) [2003] [DVD]
"Wow, he can fly. Woohoo. Now he can fly places so fast that he can zoom out of the overly-complicating storyline, into another sequel which will bear no difference from the original."
Lara Croft Tomb Raider -- Special Collector's Edition [DVD] [2001]
Lara Croft Tomb Raider -- Special Collector's Edition [DVD] [2001]
"Slightly better than sequel. And I mean SLIGHTLY. Angelina Jolie, go back to being weird."
The Bourne Identity [DVD] [2002]
The Bourne Identity [DVD] [2002]
"Oh God, this one was atrocious. I cannot believe that Matt Damon would want to appear in this complicated yet tacky film. The only upside was the fake German accent from the female lead!"
Death Becomes Her [DVD] [1992]
Death Becomes Her [DVD] [1992]
"Mindless nonsense. Beheading has never been so dreary. If I was to give you a tip, it would be to burn every copy of this film..."
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