- Format: Kindle Edition
- File Size: 1182 KB
- Print Length: 58 pages
- Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
- Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
- Language: English
- ASIN: B00I3LINEI
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Enabled
- Average Customer Review: 8 customer reviews
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank:
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AND there's a bit with a bottle of Champagne. And a revelation about Elton John that I'm almost certain is libellous.
Well he would have shat an ox if he'd seen just one single sentence of the 'Whims Of Your Master' trilogy; in fact, It would make the plaster covered phallus of Priapus wilt at its explosive unabashed depictions of carnal desire.
I was struck blind after reading the first two instalments due to the insanely high levels of word-filth that Mr. Perry had projected into my mind's eye.
BUT CHRIST THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM ORDERING THIS ONE!
Thankfully I have a text to speech application on my computer. I'm a bit limited in the voices available as I can't afford to purchase a realistic sounding person voice - I'm not made of money! but I'm sure the prospect of this book being read aloud to me by a happy shopper Stephen Hawking will make the experience even more sexually charged.
I will listen, imagining that Mr. Hawking got the sack after his last big sum failed to impress the boffins at his work, and now, broken and destitute, he has to make ends meet by rolling the streets reading descriptions of ladies parts to paying customers, just so he can afford his calculators.
I'm off for a shower. Sort out a Braille version, and I'll give you 6 stars.
I imagine it will be good, so there you go, five stars. A bit like that band from off of the 80s. 5 Star. Is that racist?
If you can't be bothered to read it, let me help you out. The final words are, 'The End'.
There. When is the next one out?
The quality is exactly what you'd expect from the third book in a trilogy. However it gave me a rumbling in my lady area, the strength of which has not been seen since I sat at the back of a bus with a faulty exhaust and it rumbled with such strength I missed my stop and had to walk back three miles in the rain.
Bravo, Perry, Bravo.
Most recent customer reviews
This book has no redeeming features whatsoever, not one. Complete garbage yet his other book - Mablethorpe Connection - is cracking good. Don't know what to make of this author. Read morePublished on 18 Feb. 2015 by Sydneysider
I got a lob on on the Subway due to this 'book' and was very nearly arrested. Be warned folksPublished on 3 Feb. 2014 by Terry Pancakes
As a busy business manager, managing my business. I don't always have the time to wait on a dirty street corner, to hire a lady of the night. Read morePublished on 31 Jan. 2014 by iain edwards