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A List Of Records Better Than Your Keane CD.

Sean
 
MISS MACHINE
MISS MACHINE
"Possibly the best heavy metal album ever. This will kill your useless idols of Metallica, Slayer and their ilk in a horrible way, and dismember the bodies. Absolutely, unquestionably essential."
Yank Crime
Yank Crime
"For God's sake...it's 'Yank Crime' with three extra tracks. That's one of the best albums ever recorded with THREE EXTRA TRACKS. You know what to do."
The Trees Are Dead & Dried Out Wait For Something Wild
The Trees Are Dead & Dried Out Wait For Something Wild
"Insanity from the (not very) lovely town of Watford. You too shall be screaming "LOOK. AT. THE. SKY.""
You Come Before You
You Come Before You
"Some PTW fans got angry, 'cause this album wasn't generic metalcore. Oh well. Let's face it, anything produced by the guys who did Refused is top quality."
Captain
Captain
"It's got 'Self Healer' and 'Satan Polaroid' on it, and it's about six pounds."
Racecar Is Racecar Backwards
Racecar Is Racecar Backwards
"Reuben...*sighs in a loving way*...yeah, buy this or The Dillinger Escape Plan will kill small puppies. You think I'm joking."
Different Class
Different Class
"Oasis were a overly-lucky pub band and Damon Albarn was a mockney chancer berk. Pulp released 'Different Class'. Pulp won."
Good News For People Who Love Bad News
Good News For People Who Love Bad News
"Banjos, horns, songs about death, freezing sacks of puppies and fake Jamaicans. You want it in your life."
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
"Just look at the title. You know this is worth it."
My Scrapbook of Fatal Accidents
My Scrapbook of Fatal Accidents
"Jawbox album? Including unreleased and rare tracks? Yes please."
Ritual De Lo Habitual
Ritual De Lo Habitual
"Come on. Look at the price. Six pounds for 'Stop', 'Three Days' and eight other fine, FINE songs."
I Should Coco
I Should Coco
"A classic. Anyway, it's got 'We're Not Supposed To', which sounds like The Chipmunks doing lounge songs. On crack. Oh yes."
Glitter And Trauma
Glitter And Trauma
"Seeing as the future classic 'Infinity Land' isn't out yet, this will have to do. You know you love the twiddly intros."
Hurrah Another Year
Hurrah Another Year
"This band are on drugs. They have to be. I mean, christ, the title of their new EP's longer than the average essay."
Pass the Flask
Pass the Flask
"Normally this screamy metal stuff isn't for me, but this rocks. Hard."
Candy Apple Grey
Candy Apple Grey
"Top, top stuff. Not particuarly uplifting (especially Mould's anthem for mortality 'Hardly Getting Over It'), but to hell with that. Pain usually equals a good, hard rocking."
Burn Piano Island Burn
Burn Piano Island Burn
"I have made no secret of my love for this album. Unfortunately, Amazon decided to post my review in a way which makes me look like I can't punctuate."
Erotically Charged Songs for the Desperate
Erotically Charged Songs for the Desperate
"Homoerotic noise-rock love songs to Johnny Depp? Sounds like fun,"
Planes Mistaken For Stars
Planes Mistaken For Stars
"CRASHBANGRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! You have just been hit by Planes Mistaken For Stars."
Songs of Innocence and of Experience
Songs of Innocence and of Experience
"Funk! Hardcore! Ska! ROCK! You love it, you slag."
Hey Zeus
Hey Zeus
"Apparently they want people to scream the title as they place the CD on the counter. Reason enough to purchase."