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Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir) Paperback – 10 May 2012
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- Print length336 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherPicador
- Publication date10 May 2012
- Reading age16 years and up
- Dimensions13.5 x 3.5 x 21.5 cm
- ISBN-101447223446
- ISBN-13978-1447223443
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'GET READY. Jenny Lawson has such a disturbing, ill-mannered, rich sense of humor you will wonder, "Am I the sick one for laughing?" Everyone I gave the book to confirmed: We must all be sick, because this book IS HYSTERICAL . . . and yet it was also strangely touching at times. Its one of my favorite books in the past five years.' Kathryn Stockett, # 1 New York Times bestselling author of The Help
Poignant, funny and insane a celebration of the strength and character it takes to withstand lifes curveballs --Stylist
"Bawdy, irreverent, searingly honest, big and loud... she keeps her readers in stitches" --Huffington Post
"Endlessly entertaining and consistently jaw-dropping" --Glamour
"Funny, raunchy and unexpectedly uplifting... will leave you hoping that Lawson s next book happens, and soon" --People magazine
"Zany... hilarious... takes cues from the memoirs of Tina Fey and David Sedaris" --Reuters
"Funny, irreverent... a comic character that readers will engage with in shocked dismay as they gratefully turn the pages" --Kirkus
"Lawson writes with a rambling irreverence that makes you wish she were your best friend" --Entertainment Weekly
"Displays the wit that s made her a hit on the Web... hilarious" --Booklist
"A skewering, but deeply affectionate portrait of her family, in the vein of David Sedaris... blends surprising honesty with acerbic wit" --New York Times
"Jenny Lawson is hilarious, snarky, witty, totally inappropriate." --Marie Claire
"There's something wrong with Jenny Lawson magnificently wrong. I defy you to read her work and not hurt yourself laughing." --Jen Lancaster
"The Bloggess writes stuff that actually is laugh-out-loud, but you know that really you shouldn t be laughing and probably you ll go to hell for laughing, so maybe you shouldn t read it. That would be safer and wiser."
--Neil Gaiman
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- Publisher : Picador; Main Market edition (10 May 2012)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 336 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1447223446
- ISBN-13 : 978-1447223443
- Reading age : 16 years and up
- Dimensions : 13.5 x 3.5 x 21.5 cm
- Best Sellers Rank: 1,354,533 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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Jenny Lawson is a very strange girl who has friends in spite of herself. She is perpetually one cat away from being a crazy cat lady.
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This is a mostly true memoir that starts with stories from Jenny's rather crazy childhood thanks to her taxidermist father who had a habit of bringing home random animals as pets (everything from raccoons to armadillos with the occasional porcupine thrown in) or equally random roadkill to be used in his work (the squirrel puppet story was enough to give me nightmares!). I think she inherited her ability to get into the most completely crazy situations from her father (like the time she got her arm stuck in a cow's vagina or the turkeys that used to follow her to school) because surely these things don't happen to most people?
The story continues through Jenny's marriage to Victor and the birth of their daughter Hailey and shares some of their funniest family memories. Victor must have the patience of a saint to deal with everything that gets thrown at him but at the same time I think he's actually quite lucky to have a wife like Jenny. I mean life would never be boring with her around and you only have to read some of their conversations to see that he's just as crazy as she is but in a slightly different way.
Although this book is full of hilarious stories (like the way Jenny's dad threw a bobcat at Victor the first time they met or Jenny's fairly recent addiction to buying taxidermied animals in cute costumes) it also touches on some really difficult subjects like miscarriage, anorexia, depression and anxiety. I think it's those stories that make it even easier to relate to Jenny and I admire the way she has pulled herself through so many difficult times and is still able to see the funny side of life.
This book made me laugh so hard I cried and even flicking through it again now as I'm writing my review I'm having to stop and reread sections all over again because they're still hilarious. I had ordered Jenny's second book, Furiously Happy, before I'd even finished reading the second chapter of this one and that's probably the biggest indication I can give you of how much I loved it. I'd recommend this book to absolutely anyone as long as you're not easily offended, this book is full of colourful language and madcap tales but you'd be hard pressed to find a more amusing memoir.
The book tells the story of Lawson’s rather unconventional upbringing - I won’t spoil it but it involves all the usual horrors and embarrassments of growing up made a thousand times worse by taxidermy, unfortunate accidents involving dead animals, an incredibly embarrassing father with a penchant for bringing home anything he finds alive or dead by the roadside, anxiety attacks and a memorable occasion involving an arm and a cow’s vagina.
It is, and I hate this term, genuinely laugh out loud funny in parts. But while Lawson is hilarious, she is also self-aware. The book goes on to detail Lawson’s relationship with the long-suffering Victor, their marriage and their attempts at conceiving. Lawson manages to avoid sentimentality and her honesty is refreshing. One minute you’re laughing out loud at the notes she leaves on the fridge threatening to poison Victor because he’s left a towel on the floor, the next you’re crying with her (and it really feels as though you're with her) as she suffers another setback.
She’s real, she’s human and she is an excellent writer.
This book is for everyone who isn’t normal (and isn’t that most of us to some extent). Embrace your weirdness - and do read this book.
As a sufferer of anxiety disorder, I identify with her symptoms but not the results. I am usually an outgoing, gregarious person but am debilitated by anxiety. I do not have Ms Lawson's strength to go out when an episode is likely to happen so I really admire her ability to take a step back and not just comment but hold herself up to be a source of mirth.
I absolutely loved this book and even paid £4.99 after reading a sample. This is the most I have spent on an Amazon book and I have over 16,000.
I cannot recommend this highly enough.







