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Lesbian Vampire Killers 2009

3.4 out of 5 stars (95) IMDb 5.2/10

When their women are enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town decide to send two hapless young men out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

Starring:
Silvia Colloca, Margarita Hall
Runtime:
1 hour, 26 minutes

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Product Details

Genres Comedy, Horror
Director Phil Claydon
Starring Silvia Colloca, Margarita Hall
Supporting actors Sianad Gregory, Mathew Horne, Lucy Gaskell, Emma Clifford, James Corden, Travis Oliver, Susie Amy, MyAnna Buring, Louise Dylan, Ashley Mulheron, Tiffany Mulheron, John Pierce Jones, Steve Clark-Hall, Paul McGann, Emer Kenny, Vera Filatova, Jessica Powell, Mary Liddell
Studio Momentum Pictures
BBFC rating Suitable for 15 years and over
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Format Amazon Video (streaming online video)

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To enjoy this movie you musn't take it to seriously but it's title should make that obvious.
very B-grade, over the top and sometimes woody acting and very cheesy story lines.
Lesbian Vampire Killers has everything that makes a movie bad, but somehow is a very entertaining romp that undoubtably has a cult of guilty pleasure followers.
Alot of people will love this film, just as many will find it utter rubbish, if you enjoy corny B-grade horror comedy the L.V.K may just hit the spot
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Format: DVD
this seems to be a marmite film - everyone loves it or hates it.

It's a comedy and it's not to be taken seriously, it's a bit of light-hearted halloween fun, good to put on when you want to chill out and not have to think too much about what you're watching, don't have any specific complaints about this. you have to know what you're getting with this and expect not to take it seriously!!
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This is a piece of absolute classic movie making, the production values and beautifully crafted script are quite breath taking and left me trembling with pure joy. The acting is first class plus throughout the whole cast. If the bard was alive today he would have wished that he had written the original play or do I mean Eric & Ernie?

Only joking this is absolute garbage, wooden acting, dreadful script & worst of all it's depiction of women is prehistoric and I LOVED every minute of it! It makes you laugh and the women are very easy on the eye, what more could an old codger like me want?

ps it's more Benny Hill than Shakespeare or Eric & Ernie come to that.
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The only disappointing feature with the dvd was the big explicit sticker on the cover over Lesbian. I'm in the US so it's probably got to do with the overkill of political correctness and sensitivity that getting ridiculous over here. I ordered from the UK site because I wanted the UK Lesbian Killer Vampire version and not the watered down American Vampire Killer version. Okay done ranting about that.

Great movie, don't take it seriously, as the title and the trailer obviously suggest, and its well worth it for the laughs.
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I love British humor. This movie is more comedy than horror. Jimmy's girlfriend has broken up with him seven times in order to see other guys. Jimmy always takes her back.Fletch has recently lost his job as a clown for punching a seven year old. Together they go on an adventure.

They encounter a group of women who look like porn stars (with their own slow motion swagger music) along the way. Eventually they become lesbian vampire killers. The movie also has a vicar who drops the f-bomb. Condoms are loaded up with holy water to make water bombs against lesbian vampires. The only way to kill the vampire queen is for Jimmy to use a special sword with a handle in the shape of the male organ.

I loved the humor. When a man's wife catches him cheating, he says to her, "In my defense, I wasn't going to tell you."

Fletch complains about the lesbian vampires, "Even dead, women would rather have each other than me." Jimmy and Fletch are a modern day Frodo and Samwise going against the forces of evil. The movie contains bad language, but not overly vulgar. There is some brief nudity early in the film (topless women from the 18th century with implants). The vampire blood was white goo. The sexual situations of girl on girl is more simulation and fake than erotic.

I am ready for the sequel. Now if they can only get Angelina to play the queen. 4 1/2 stars
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It did exactly what it was supposed to do, that is to provide us with a delicious mix of raunchy humour, horror, versatile acting, and expectations for a movie that would follow. The dialogues are practically collectible.

Recommended, whole-heartedly.
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By Dr Evil VINE VOICE on 10 July 2009
Format: DVD
As a fan of GAVIN & STACEY but thinking that the HORNE & CORDEN sketch show was pretty pants, I watched this with mixed expectations, fortunately I found this film to be absolutely hilarious! Whatever you do, when watching this film do not for a second take this film seriously as it is intentionally ridiculous, being a parody of British horrors (especially the Hammer films from the 60s and 70s) where the storylines are so farfetched and beautiful women get naked for the sake of it. The comedy in regard of dialogue is classic - it had me in stitches (especially from Corden, who is by far a better actor and comedian than Horne) - if you liked Nick Frost's style of humour in SHAUN OF THE DEAD, then you'll love this too. This is definitely a film aimed more for a male audience but has enough laughs there to please most people I reckon. If you're a fan of British horror and comedies, I recommend this but watch this with an open mind and with a few beers and I guarantee you will enjoy it. Worth a rent at least!
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This is a bad film.The film has very few redeeming characteristics. I did not find it funny, erotic or scary. James Corden's character was completely unlikeable. The film would have improved significantly if he wasn't in it. Matthew Horne's character would have been a much better lead character. If you must watch it, please don't waste money on it. I'm a person who loves really bad films, films that tend to fall into the so bad it's good territory. This, unfortunately isn't one of them. Steer well clear!
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