The late, great Dickie Broom is my inspiration. Alas, poor Dickie, I wish I'd known him well. But I have read so much of his fascinating story that I feel I really DID know him. Enough to believe he has long been the victim of a monstrous miscarriage of justice. So here I am, Battle Granny, ready to defend his reputation. With my fellow grannies supporting him at Buzzwuth - or perhaps some call it Bosworth - the outcome would have been very different. Just imagine it, an army of British ladies of a certain age, brandishing their knitting needles and crochet hooks, their specially modified walking sticks within easy reach.
That is really all you need to know about me. British, grandmother, ready for the fray...and willing to pull rugs from beneath feet of clay.