This is the page about me, J. A. Cipriano, and I'm awesome. I just don't know how to say that in a way that doesn't make me seem like a jerk or like I'm gloating.
These pages always just make me think of Gogandantess from Onimusha 2. Every time the guy appears in the game he says, "I'm Gogandantess, Greatest Swordsman of all the Demons." As if you didn't remember from the other thirty-five times he said it.
I don't want to be that guy. I don't really need to tell you how awesome I am because I only care that you think my writing is at least 35% better than the worst thing you've ever read. That seems doable right? You may have to lower your standards some, but I think we can make a deal.
You agree to think my writing is at least 35% better than the worst thing you've ever read, and I'll agree with you. Deal? Deal!