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How Not to Be a Professional Footballer Hardcover – 31 Mar 2011

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  • Hardcover: 320 pages
  • Publisher: HarperSport; 1st edition (31 Mar. 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0007424965
  • ISBN-13: 978-0007424962
  • Product Dimensions: 14.7 x 22.7 x 3.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars 326 customer reviews
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 92,768 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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Some of The Merse's one-liners:

"The lad's like a fish up a tree."
Translation: that player looks a little lost and out of his depth

"It's a worldy strike."
Translation: that is a world class long-range goal

About the Author

Paul Merson was born in Brent, London in 1968. He won two League Championships, an FA Cup, a League Cup and a European Cup-Winner's Cup during his 12 years as a legend of Arsenal, before his surprise transfer to First Division Middlesbrough in 1997.
He was instrumental in Boro gaining promotion to the Premiership in 1998/99, but left the club less than a month into the new season to join Aston Villa for £6.75 million. After five years with Villa he moved to Portsmouth in 2002 and was key in helping Pompey achieve promotion to the Premier League in 2003.
Paul then played for - and managed - Walsall before finally retiring in 2006 after more than 600 appearances and 126 goals in a glittering career which also brought 21 England caps.
Merson is now a panellist on SkySports' iconic weekend football results show, Soccer Saturday.


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