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Girl 99 by [Jones, Andy]
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Girl 99 is fantastic fun! Huge-hearted, snort-your-tea funny, and completely life-affirming, it's the perfect feel-good story. Andy Jones has done it again, with pin-sharp observation, merciless wit, and characters so real you could meet them in the street. I loved it!” —Miranda Dickinson, bestselling author

About the Author

Andy Jones lives in London with his wife and two little girls. During the day he works in an advertising agency; at weekends and horribly early in the mornings, he writes fiction.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 3204 KB
  • Print Length: 318 pages
  • Publisher: Lake Union Publishing (14 Feb. 2017)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B01LZXOVC8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Screen Reader: Supported
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars 170 customer reviews
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #742 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Very entertaining story, about one lad who is trying to get his number up to 100, as a result of a bet! This is an amusing lad lit book, and as a female, its always great to get inside a male brain and see just what guys get up to when there are no women about to reign them in!

Tom did the honorable thing and admitted to kissing another woman, to his then girlfriend. However admitting to that sort of indiscretion via email on a Monday morning is never the advised way to go about it. Understandably Sadie is upset and soon after Tom finds himself single.

While he is thinking, works out that he has currently slept with 85 women, in his life, but his mistake was mentioning it to his best friend. El, who has his own fascinating storyline, due to his degenerative illness, bets Tom £1,000 that he can't get his total up to a nice even 100, by a certain date.

In amongst Tom attempting to hit on almost everything wearing a skirt, in an effort to win the money, we also see a lot of him at work, where he makes adverts. Some of the best moments are the auditions for the series of adverts for Skittles, and then the production scenes. The right mix of humour and being quite sweet.

Tom meets and does more with all manner of women, but only some of them are described to the reader in any details, and even then the sex isn't explicit. I loved Tom's estate agent, some great scenes involving her, well not the agent herself but the antics. Then there is Tom and the car share with Sadie, where things aren't quite as simple as it sounds.

Then there is Tom's downstairs neighbour, an older man and one of Tom's friends. Watch out for an excruciating conversation between Tom and Eileen about Dave.
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I enjoyed this book and (almost) liked Tom which is no mean feat by the author, considering I would normally loathe men who behaved like Tom. The author manages to convey what Tom is doing in a non erotic way, so his behaviour eventually is shown to be self-destructing and not sexy at all. I didn't laugh out loud, but I was amused throughout the book by the situations Tom gets into. I did like Douglas much better! Would recommend this book, is a bit different to other novels with a developing romance at the heart.
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I absolutely loved this book - it was romantic, funny and cleverly written. Have to admit, i could of slapped Tom many times but i did like him. I fell in love with Doug .. a man with a gorgeous heart. I couldn't help but also reflect on my own childhood and parenting skills of my own parents when i was reading it.
PS I loved seeing El and Phil again ( especially Phil ) ...... Beautifully written. Can't wait for the next book Andy ...
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I enjoyed this book,amusing rather than laugh out loud with a hint reality, I'm sure you can't write a book like this without having lived a little, I will certainly read another of the authors books
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did not like it one little bit gave up half way through what more could i say wouldnt reccomend joz
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I really enjoyed this book. Loved the characters and didn't want it to end. I'd like to hear more from this story.
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Didn't thinking would enjoy this book, but as it was free I thought I had nothing to lose. What a surprise, well written, sweet and strangely relatable. Not my usual type of read, but would definitely recommend.
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Decided to take a punt on this...well worth it. Very well written. Interesting read, going for the next one or is it the one before
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