"'wow this looks great'....'wow theres alot going on'...'wow, what the hell IS going on?' ...'wow these controls are terrible'.. 'wow, the bots are thicker than both Richard, AND Judy'...'wow, the bin'"
"The only fun you can have with the sims is by boarding your character up inside his house until he becomes so hungry that he starts to eat his own legs. OH OH OH!!!! my sim needs to go to the toilet!"