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Films NOT to buy the missus this Christmas!

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Carrie (Special Edition) [DVD] [1976]
Carrie (Special Edition) [DVD] [1976]
"Although she acknowledges that Mrs White deserves it, the missus hates her "crucifixion". I really like this film though."
The Company of Wolves (Special Edition) [DVD] [1984]
The Company of Wolves (Special Edition) [DVD] [1984]
"I saw this as a kid. The missus did as well. I thought it was good. She ran away!"
Dog Soldiers [DVD] [2002]
Dog Soldiers [DVD] [2002]
"We went to the pictures to see this. I jumped a little. The wife was sick!"
Friday The 13th Part III [1982] [DVD] [1970]
Friday The 13th Part III [1982] [DVD] [1970]
"I've never seen this. The wife saw it in her teens complete with 3-D glasses - that's what made it scary apparently."
Halloween - Resurrection [DVD] [2002]
Halloween - Resurrection [DVD] [2002]
"We both agreed that Busta Rhymes was funny in this. It made the wife very jumpy though."
Hellraiser 4 - Bloodline [DVD]
Hellraiser 4 - Bloodline [DVD]
"I remember hiring this having never seen it. I don't think the missus will ever forgive me - it really scared her. Oops!"
The Hills Have Eyes (2 Disc Special Edition) [1977] [DVD]
The Hills Have Eyes (2 Disc Special Edition) [1977] [DVD]
"Again, I think this is brill. Wifey hates Mr Carter's death though which, to be fair, I can understand."
House Of 1000 Corpses [2003] [DVD]
House Of 1000 Corpses [2003] [DVD]
"This is one of my favourite films but it's not one for squeamish people, like my wife!"
Jaws (2 Disc Special Edition) [DVD]
Jaws (2 Disc Special Edition) [DVD]
"My poor wife can't bear Quint's death. It doesn't scare me but I can understand someone not liking it - it's a bit grotty!"
Legend [1985] [DVD]
Legend [1985] [DVD]
"I love films like this but the missus hates Tim Curry in this. In fact, she hates Tim Curry full stop!"
Live And Let Die [DVD] [1973]
Live And Let Die [DVD] [1973]
"I can understand this. My betrothed saw this as a little girl and the whole voodoo thing creeped her out."
Michael Jackson: Video Greatest Hits - History [DVD] [2001]
Michael Jackson: Video Greatest Hits - History [DVD] [2001]
"I've gotta admit, Thriller is creepy as hell! The missus really hates it though - I mean REALLY HATES IT!"
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors [DVD]
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors [DVD]
"Again, my beloved saw this as a kid. I'm not surprised she's scared of it!"
Phantom of the Opera [DVD] [1990] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Phantom of the Opera [DVD] [1990] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
"I've only seen the Dario Argento version of this story. Allison (my wife) says this is really sinister and, to be honest, it sounds like it is."
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (2 Disc Special Edition) [1975] [DVD]
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (2 Disc Special Edition) [1975] [DVD]
"I don't like this because I hate musicals. But, again, Allison hates Tim Curry in this - because he kills Meatloaf!"
Seed of Chucky [DVD]
Seed of Chucky [DVD]
"Allison only saw part of this as she wasn't fussed about it. Unfortunately, she saw a pretty gruesome death in it - and she hates Chucky anyway!"
Shaun of the Dead [DVD] [2004]
Shaun of the Dead [DVD] [2004]
"We went to see this on the premise it was a comedy. Allison was laughing until David (Dylan Moran) died and then she WAS NOT amused!"
The Shining [DVD] [1980]
The Shining [DVD] [1980]
"A real creepy movie. I like it. Allison hates it."
Stephen King's It [DVD] [1990] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
Stephen King's It [DVD] [1990] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]
"Ah, Stephen King's It. Again, Allison only saw a tiny bit of this. She hates clowns. And guess what?..... Tim Curry again!"
Taste The Blood Of Dracula [DVD] [1970]
Taste The Blood Of Dracula [DVD] [1970]
"Evem more so than the movie, Allison hates the cover of this! She says it's scary as ****!"
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Special Edition [DVD] [1974]
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Special Edition [DVD] [1974]
"Allison watched this as she was told there was no gore. That's true, but she still hates the scene with the meat hook and she REALLY hates Franklin's demise."
George A. Romero's Trilogy of the Dead [DVD]
George A. Romero's Trilogy of the Dead [DVD]
"To me, these are classics by a horror maestro. Allison admits they're good for what they are but draws the line at Tom Savini being killed (she loves him!)."
Zombie Flesh Eaters [1980] [DVD]
Zombie Flesh Eaters [1980] [DVD]
"Again, I think this is a good movie. Allison sees no merit in it, which is fair enough."