Funny , pretty short but it made me laugh , bought it as a little present for a friend , it was well received
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Fifty Sheds of Grey: A Parody: Erotica for the not-too-modern male Hardcover – 27 Sept. 2012
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Shed-based erotica for the not-so-modern man
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Print length144 pages
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LanguageEnglish
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PublisherBoxtree
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Publication date27 Sept. 2012
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Reading age16 years and up
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Dimensions15 x 1.7 x 17.5 cm
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ISBN-109780752265452
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"It s as laugh out loud funny and absolutely ridiculous as you d expect." --Shiny Shiny
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Shed-based erotica for the not-so-modern man
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Colin Trevor Grey is a passionate gardener and amateur shed owner. Follow his Twitter feed @50ShedsofGrey.
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- ASIN : 0752265458
- Publisher : Boxtree; 1st edition (27 Sept. 2012)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 144 pages
- ISBN-10 : 9780752265452
- ISBN-13 : 978-0752265452
- Reading age : 16 years and up
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As you may have worked out, this is a parody of the 50 Shades of Gray series that gained a huge following amongst a certain demographic of females a couple of years ago. Its talk of 'naughty sex' and punishments had housewives the length and breadth of Britain demanding to be handcuffed and whipped. Thankfully the popularity of the book seems to have died down, and we are hopeful that those females affected by these events will be able to sit down soon.
The main character in this book is Colin Grey, and within the first few pages, we are introduced to his monochrome mosaic wall - his 50 sheds of grey. We are then taken on a journey through Colin's life, his shed based encountered and the effect that each shed had on his life. Of course, each section is accompanied by shed pictures.
This takes us on a journey through Colin's life and all the sheds that have made their mark on his life, from his first experience with Lady Christina Mellors, whose garden was lush and overgrown (not like nowadays, when the tendency is for a small strip of lawn, or no lawn at all...). He lost his shed virginity to Christina and thus started the string of females through his shed doors with varying degrees of success. He finally meets Brenda, who is easily pleased and they settle down to a life of domestic bliss, just him, Brenda and their shed. That was until the day that Brenda read 50 shades of gray, and their life changed....
As the title suggests, this is a parody book and somehow manages to combine the two subjects of sheds including S&M (sheds and mowers) and MILF's (mowers I'd like to fix). While a book on sheds wouldn't be something I would normally read, I did find that this one was really funny, and as it is a short book, I had it read in around 10 - 15 minutes. There are lots of double entendres and if you, like myself, have a mind that tends to be ever so slightly in the gutter, you should appreciate the humour of this book. I found that as I had read the book that this parody was based on, I could recognise some of the nods to that book, but you don't need to have read the book or even have much knowledge of sheds to enjoy this book.
The main character in this book is Colin Grey, and within the first few pages, we are introduced to his monochrome mosaic wall - his 50 sheds of grey. We are then taken on a journey through Colin's life, his shed based encountered and the effect that each shed had on his life. Of course, each section is accompanied by shed pictures.
This takes us on a journey through Colin's life and all the sheds that have made their mark on his life, from his first experience with Lady Christina Mellors, whose garden was lush and overgrown (not like nowadays, when the tendency is for a small strip of lawn, or no lawn at all...). He lost his shed virginity to Christina and thus started the string of females through his shed doors with varying degrees of success. He finally meets Brenda, who is easily pleased and they settle down to a life of domestic bliss, just him, Brenda and their shed. That was until the day that Brenda read 50 shades of gray, and their life changed....
As the title suggests, this is a parody book and somehow manages to combine the two subjects of sheds including S&M (sheds and mowers) and MILF's (mowers I'd like to fix). While a book on sheds wouldn't be something I would normally read, I did find that this one was really funny, and as it is a short book, I had it read in around 10 - 15 minutes. There are lots of double entendres and if you, like myself, have a mind that tends to be ever so slightly in the gutter, you should appreciate the humour of this book. I found that as I had read the book that this parody was based on, I could recognise some of the nods to that book, but you don't need to have read the book or even have much knowledge of sheds to enjoy this book.
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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 10 January 2021
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I purchased this a few years ago. Lent it to someone who never returned it. Had to purchase it again. It is really funny. A definite buy.
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 19 February 2020
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Unusual gift capitalising on the 50 Shades fever. Its rubbish really and not that funny.
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 22 August 2017
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Dark humour laugh from beginning to end
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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 12 January 2020
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Mildly amusing, but pleased It was a free download
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 31 July 2018
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Very funny and quirky little book. Excellent as a gift for all those shed enthusiasts out there.
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 30 April 2019
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Ok
Not the best written
Not the best written






