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The Evil Klown Survival Guide: Preparing for a TERRORKLOWNS Invasion by [Dodson, J. Lee]
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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 3795 KB
  • Print Length: 189 pages
  • Publisher: Grimlock Press (1 Nov. 2016)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B01MG8SSDE
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  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars 1 customer review
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #1,427,117 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Question (and listen up because this is an important one!) do you know how to survive a klowned out world? Would you know what to do if you came face to face with a TERRORKLOWN? No? Then this book is for you!

Do you know the difference between an Alpha-Klown or a Zombie-Klown? If you think I'm speaking in riddles then I'm really starting to get worried for your safety.

“We do not understand what the notion of evil truly is, and we all fall prey to our own ignorance”.

You are about to enter a terrifying world.. Read about TERRORKLOWNS, Laughing Dark, Zulu-Klowns, Alpha-Klowns, Zombie-Klowns, Delta-Klowns, and what The Pha'sum-Quake actually is!

A very cool book, if you like horror, surrealism and want to enter a completely different world (that thankfully we do not live in.. or do we?!) then this is the guide book for you! I particularly liked The Klowning description, very well thought out, scientific and descriptive, definitely not something I would want to go through myself! (Therefore thank goodness for reading this much needed guide!).

“These emotionless monsters do not fear us; they do not pity us”.

Thank you to J. Lee Dodson for this awesome survival guide, and for allowing me to review your book! I also liked the songs and poems at the end of the book!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic read 24 Nov. 2016
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I really enjoyed this book. If you love clowns and horror this is for you. I found the imagination of the author very interesting. Good stuff.
5.0 out of 5 stars “NEVER touch decaying klowns. The Klowning virus may still be present” 20 Feb. 2017
By Nikkie xoxo - Published on Amazon.com
Question (and listen up because this is an important one!) do you know how to survive a klowned out world? Would you know what to do if you came face to face with a TERRORKLOWN? No? Then this book is for you!

Do you know the difference between an Alpha-Klown or a Zombie-Klown? If you think I'm speaking in riddles then I'm really starting to get worried for your safety.

“We do not understand what the notion of evil truly is, and we all fall prey to our own ignorance”.

You are about to enter a terrifying world.. Read about TERRORKLOWNS, Laughing Dark, Zulu-Klowns, Alpha-Klowns, Zombie-Klowns, Delta-Klowns, and what The Pha'sum-Quake actually is!

A very cool book, if you like horror, surrealism and want to enter a completely different world (that thankfully we do not live in.. or do we?!) then this is the guide book for you! I particularly liked The Klowning description, very well thought out, scientific and descriptive, definitely not something I would want to go through myself! (Therefore thank goodness for reading this much needed guide!).

“These emotionless monsters do not fear us; they do not pity us”.

Thank you to J. Lee Dodson for this awesome survival guide, and for allowing me to review your book! I also liked the songs and poems at the end of the book!
5.0 out of 5 stars A Survival Guide that is no Laughing Matter. 15 Nov. 2016
By John82 - Published on Amazon.com
Overall I found this survival guide to be a well educated and entertaining read. I am a fan of all things horror and when I read this and knowing the author in person, this book delivers. It is detailed and really puts you in a world that is overrun by Terrorklowns. No one knows what they are or why they're here. Some might consider them demented people, but after a closer look at these vile beings, they are not people. They are monsters from another dimension that have come to take over this world and devour us or make us into something horrific. If you want any chance of surviving this nightmare, do yourself a favor and pick up this book. It will save your life. There are step by step instructions contained within. There are warning signs and what to avoid, the descriptions of the creatures themselves is detailed and you could almost actually see what they look like. This is something not to be taken lightly. The Terrorklowns are real. This book may just save your life when you read it and head out into the world where Terrorklowns are waiting around the corner, hungry to devour your flesh. Take my advice and buy this book. You will not be disappointed. If you see any klowns in the area, do not go near them. They will kill and devour you. Read the book and find out how you can survive this menace before it is too late.
5.0 out of 5 stars Super awesome! 22 Feb. 2017
By A Customer - Published on Amazon.com
It's awesome book, I recommend people to read it. Super good! Loved the details in the book. Super great book
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