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Eats shoots and leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation Hardcover – 6 Nov. 2003

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A witty, entertaining, impassioned guide to perfect punctuation, for everyone who cares about precise writing. Not a primer but a 'zero tolerance' manual for direct action. A panda walked into a cafe. He ordered a sandwich, ate it, then pulled out a gun and shot the waiter. 'Why?' groaned the injured man. The panda shrugged, tossed him a badly punctuated wildlife manual and walked out. And sure enough, when the waiter consulted the book, he found an explanation. 'Panda,' ran the entry for his assailant. 'Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.' We see signs in shops every day for "Banana's" and even "Gateaux's". Competition rules remind us: "The judges decision is final." Now, many punctuation guides already exist explaining the principles of the apostrophe; the comma; the semi-colon. These books do their job but somehow punctuation abuse does not diminish. Why? Because people who can't punctuate don't read those books! Of course they don't! They laugh at books like those! Eats, Shoots and Leaves adopts a more militant approach and attempts to recruit an army of punctuation vigilantes: send letters back with the punctuation corrected. Do not accept sloppy emails. Climb ladders at dead of night with a pot of paint to remove the redundant apostrophe in "Video's sold here".

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Lynne Truss deserves to be piled high with honours... she feels a genuine affection for those little full stops and commas, colons and semi-colons. She wants them protected rather than revered, respected rather than worshipped, for the vital job they do. I think she probably understates her case when she argues that people who persist in writing "Good food at it's best" deserve to be "struck by lightning, hacked up on the spot and buried in an unmarked grave". Lightning strikes are altogether too random. There should be a government task force with the single duty of rooting out such barbarians and burning them at the stake. Happily, Truss is a funny writer and she has an eye for the grotesque. -- John Humphrys ― Sunday Times

Three cheers for Lynne Truss, the extremely droll sports-writer and comic novelist, whose book Eats, Shoots & Leaves makes the history of punctuation a subject at once urgent, sexy and hilarious...Her book is a joyous call to arms for grammatical sticklers everywhere, and I have signed up with delight -- John Walsh ―
Independent

Eats, Shoots & Leaves has been a surprise UK bestseller. Every company meeting should begin with a reading from it, followed by a prayer of thanks for its existence -- Michael Skapinker ―
Financial Times

[A] witty, clear-headed and altogether enchanting book ... It makes you love punctuation; you want to conserve what is still left and perhaps even call for more of it ... Reading this book put me in such a good mood that I came close to forgiving the people who use that modern punctuation atrocity, the "forward slash". -- Oliver Pritchett ―
Sunday Telegraph

This book will stimulate and satisfy. It's worth it's weight in gold. -- Boyd Tonkin ―
The Independent

It can only be a matter of time before the new government seizes the chance to appoint her [Lynne Truss] as minister for punctuation. The manifesto is already written. ―
The Guardian

If Lynne Truss were Roman Catholic I'd nominate her for sainthood. As it is, thousands of English teachers from Maine to Maui will be calling down blessings on her merry, learned head for her book, Eats, Shoots & Leaves. It's a book about punctuation, the poor stepchild of mean old grammar.Punctuation, if you don't mind! The book is so spirited, so scholarly, so seductive, English teachers will sweep aside all other topics to get to, you guessed it, punctuation. Parents and children gather by the fire on chilly evenings to read passages on the history of the semi-colon and the much-maligned dash. Make way for the new Cinderella of the English language, Punctuation Herself! ―
Frank McCourt

Ms Truss has had enough; to judge from the huge sales this book has had in its first few weeks, she has unearthed a vast army of supporters...If you have not done so already, buy a copy of this book, read it, absorb its message, then give it to a sub-literate friend or colleague for Christmas. -- Beachcomber ―
Daily Express

Lovers of good English have thought of ourselves as isolated outposts...Lynne Truss has emerged as our champion. -- William Hartson ―
Daily Express

Lynne Truss has written a funny and apposite book. -- Mary Kenny ―
Irish Independent

This is a tremendous book: funny, acute, clear and exactly what I need. ―
Henry Porter

This book is brilliant. I laughed, I howled, and I immediately wanted to join the Militant wing of the Apostrophe Society. This is great stuff: genuine, heartfelt, and rousing. Buy it for any reader you know - you will delight them. ―
Jenny Colgan

The most charming, entertaining reflections on punctuation I have ever read...Rattling amusingly across the mine-studded plains of English communication, from dashes to question marks to colons and commas, Truss's mischievous wit and memorable anecdotes are hugely refreshing. -- Rosemary Goring ―
Glasgow Herald

Lynne Truss is jolly good fun, or at least her book is. This is a book you could just as easily give to a venerable uncle who is a stickler for semicolons or an ignorant whippersnapper with an English GCSE on the horizon. It is both practical and colourful. Read the book, you'll get the (full) point. -- Sarah Vine ―
Times

A wonderfully readable little treatise on the uses and misuses of punctuation...witty and entertaining as well as informative. -- Terry Eagleton ―
Irish Times

There are plenty of laughs in this book...but this is more than a witty, elegant and passionate book that should be on every writer's shelf...Lynne Truss's book is as much an argument for clear thinking as it is a pedantic defence of obsolete conventions of written language. Well. Done. Lynne!!!!!!! -- Nigel Williams ―
Observer Review

If Lynne Truss were Roman Catholic I'd nominate her for sainthood. As it is, thousands of English teachers from Maine to Maui will be calling down blessings on her merry, learned head for her book, Eats, Shoots & Leaves. It's a book about punctuation, the poor stepchild of mean old grammar.
Punctuation, if you don't mind! The book is so spirited, so scholarly, so seductive, English teachers will sweep aside all other topics to get to, you guessed it, punctuation. Parents and children gather by the fire on chilly evenings to read passages on the history of the semi-colon and the much-maligned dash. Make way for the new Cinderella of the English language, Punctuation Herself!

-- Frank McCourt ― author of Angela's Ashes and Tis

From the Publisher

This international bestseller, with over 2 million copies sold worldwide, is fast becoming a modern classic. With humor, it guides us and encourages us to use punctuation in a way that will bring life and character to the written word. A book that can be read as a tale from beginning to end and used as a reference guide in moments of confusion. Be prepared to laugh out loud.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Profile Books; Main edition (6 Nov. 2003)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 224 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1861976127
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1861976123
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 13.4 x 2.1 x 19.4 cm
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Lynne Truss is a writer and journalist who started out as a literary editor with a blue pencil and then got sidetracked. The author of three novels and numerous radio comedy dramas, she spent six years as the television critic of The Times of London, followed by four (rather peculiar) years as a sports columnist for the same newspaper. She won Columnist of the Year for her work for Women's Journal. Lynne Truss also hosted Cutting a Dash, a popular BBC Radio 4 series about punctuation. She now reviews books for the Sunday Times of London and is a familiar voice on BBC Radio 4. She lives in Brighton, England.

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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 19 July 2024
This book didn't appear to have been read, no bent cover or damage.
It's a great read, I bought it for a friend
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 31 October 2019
An absolute delight of a book.

Lynne has managed to take a rather dull and tedious subject — that of punctuation — and made it interesting and fun to learn.

Yes, it can come across as nothing but a curmudgeon having a rant, but it’s an intelligent curmudgeon having an amusing rant that is very educational.

We are now in an age where the written word is being used more than any other time in history to communicate; most people barely talk any more, preferring to text, or email, rather than pick up the phone or visit in person. At no other time in history has the correct meaning and interpretation of the written word been more important, while punctuation, which gives the meaning and interpretation to the written word, is so utterly neglected and misunderstood.

Yes, punctuation is important, and while some of it is art, a lot of it is not:

… is there any art involved in using the apostrophe? No. Using the apostrophe correctly is a mere negative proof: it tells the world you are not a thicko.

Whether or not you think your punctuation could use a little housekeeping, this is a fun and interesting book to read and you will learn a few things while reading it: well worth it!
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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 8 July 2012
This is by far one of the most interesting books I have read of late. It's humours, insightful and it managed to keep my attention (almost) all the way through.

However the last chapter really bothers me. The author blames electronic media for the bad language usage we see every day and I simply don't understand why. I know many older people who are out of touch with technology who have some of the worst written language skills I have ever seen. On the other hand there is me. I failed English at school! But since then I have been educated through the internet thanks to the 'grammar Nazis'. Heck, I'm still learning to this day and I know I'm not alone.

I also recall a paragraph where she mocks the creator of emoticons, making him out to be an insipid fool who doesn't know what a colon is for. However the first emoticon appeared way back in 1982 thanks to one Scott E Fahlman. If you're interested in why he came up with the concept simply use google (or an engine of your choice).

Despite this I do highly recommend this book. It is (apart from the last chapter) excellent.
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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 16 November 2023
A wonderfully entertaining book. Who would have thought that a book on grammar, would not only be informative, but extremely witty. Well chosen examples are used to demonstrate the ambiguity of meaning that can be caused by incorrect, or no, punctuation.
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 6 January 2007
I have huge admiration for Lynne Truss and for what she has accomplished with this book. She has provoked a debate about the written English language which will serve it well, and has stimulated many thousands of people to actually care about what they are writing and how they are writing it.

I expected to love the book, but was surprised by how difficult it was to enjoy.

The problem is not in the meat of the book, the middle section, which is all about the history, evolution and use of popular punctuation. That's the best bit of it and is thoroughly informative and good reading.

The opening chapters are the major issue; Lynne hectors and rants and has a good old moan about how awful everything is. Frankly, it's hard going even if you are a perfect punctuator. For someone who has learned a little grammar the hard way, by picking it up as I go along and by figuring out the rules from well-written examples, I found it all rather oppressive. 15 years ago I was one of those people who didn't know where on earth to put an apostrophe, and it was hard not to feel vaguely insulted and rather embarrassed by the opening section's torrent of scorn and outrage.

If you persevere then you'll be rewarded by the middle sections which are much more fun, more fact-based, and as a result are more educational.

The end, again, slithers back into a rant against modern communication and a gloomy, miserable outlook that we're all doomed, laddy, to use emoticons and thus forsake the elegance of language itself.

Lynne says that this is not a textbook, nor a grammatical guide, and she recommends several other books for people who really want to know more about the hard rules (and soft rules) of written English.

"Eats, Shoots and Leaves..." is not such a book.

It's an entertainment.

It's probably most rewarding for those folk who enjoyed a "proper" education and who can smugly agree with every word Lynne says (probably without having to put those rules into practise very often).

For anyone who has experienced an education in the UK's comprehensive system in the last 25 years, this isn't a particularly helpful or inspiring volume. Try something like the Sunday Times "Wordpower" guide instead; which is full of concise information and which isn't full of judgmental comment.

Must try harder?
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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 25 March 2023
The title put me off a bit. I assume the author called it this to attract attention. It is a very easy to read book, which explains punctuation in a very clear way. Very good examples.It helps to understand the history of the various punctuation.
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Carolina Negra
5.0 out of 5 stars An unusual (and unusually good) book
Reviewed in the United States on 30 July 2024
I enjoyed this book a great deal. It is packed with good information and presents grammar in an interesting and funny way. That’s not easy to do!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great book if you are a grammar nerd
Reviewed in Canada on 30 May 2024
Loved this book. Covers all the grammatical issues that really annoy me. I’m now a paid-up member of the “apostrophe police”! Very amusing.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Ok
Reviewed in Germany on 14 January 2024
Fenella Ann de'Souza
5.0 out of 5 stars Humourous and helpful
Reviewed in India on 29 June 2024
This book helps you to understand the fine nuances of punctuation in a light digestible manner with easy explanation
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Reviewed in Mexico on 2 August 2018
buen libro! me llego en buen estado, aunque es mas pequeño de lo que pense parece una edicion de bolsillo.