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His Dirty Little Portal by [Kondor, Luke]
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His Dirty Little Portal Kindle Edition

4.5 out of 5 stars 12 customer reviews

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Length: 36 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 3065 KB
  • Print Length: 36 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Hawk & Cleaver (6 Feb. 2014)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00IB0AMLI
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  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars 12 customer reviews
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #801,740 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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I’m always wary when downloading free eBooks. I mean, I may not be spending money, but I’m spending my time.
However, His Dirty Little Portal had me hooked from the start. From the first page it’s clear that the story is going to be simple and elegant in its style. It’s easy to follow, and subtly whacky from start to finish. I managed to really hook into the characters from the off and got a feel for where they were and who they are. There’s a great balance between the action so you never feel like your feet are dragging, nor are you readying yourself for whiplash.
Overall, this is definitely one that I’d recommend for anyone with a spare half hour. Make yourself a cup of tea and feel as though you are one with the protagonist.
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When I think of the free kindle books I've had that weren't really worth what I paid for them this short story came as a pleasant surprise. Well written, entertaining, thought provoking to a degree too. Some of it is a little unconventional maybe but I'd certainly look at reading other material by Luke Kondor.
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I was attracted by the cover and thought it could be worth a read, probably the best short-story based decision I've ever made in my life. It was a little bit too weird off the bat but once you get a grip with the characters and the world they inhabit, the adventures of Neville Turner soon become hilarious, illuminating, charming and preposterous. I was entertained the whole way through, definitely worth the download.
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I thoroughly enjoyed this story - it's quirky, humorous and fun (and now free!!) Check out all of Hawk & Cleaver's other titles too as they have all been of asimilar standard. Well done guys, I look forward to the next release.
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Nice little surreal short full of dry Brit humour.
I enjoy how mundane the finding of something as remarkable as a portal has become in this miserable universe.
Rather makes you wonder how different our universe actually is from the miserable one.
Looking forward to the next story!
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'His Dirty Little Portal' reads brilliantly from start to finish! All the wit and eccentricity of an Andy Kaufman script, but with a uniquely-British twist.
Would recommend it to anyone looking for an entertaining read in a short space of time. DOWNLOAD THIS STORY!
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