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The Secret Tory

The Diary of a Secret Tory MP: (Almost!) True Stories from the Heart of British Politics Hardcover – 29 Sept. 2022

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The long-awaited diary from Whitehall’s most scandalous MP…

From Brexit to Covid, parties to pig culling, the Conservative government has lurched from crisis to crisis. With a front-row seat on the, erm, backbenches, the Secret Tory MP has picked up on all the petty rivalries, bad decision-making and scandalous affairs that Whitehall has to offer. And he’s got no qualms about sharing it. All.

Join the mystery MP as he drunk-texts Liz Truss after a crate of WKD, accompanies Jacob Rees-Mogg (and his kids) to picket a foodbank, takes on the French in the ‘Trawler Wars’, and euthanises Rishi Sunak’s dog – and that’s just October.

The Diary of a Secret Tory MP is an outrageous spoof of the classic political journal that pulls back the Lulu Lytle curtains to expose extraordinary goings-on at Westminster across a tumultuous twelve months.

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256 pages
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English
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Mudlark
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29 Sept. 2022
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14.1 x 3.1 x 22.2 cm
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0008535175
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978-0008535179
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‘Even funnier than the actions of the current Cabinet, and that's saying something. A landslide victory for modern satire.’ – Caitlin Moran

‘Scabrous, scurrilous, hilarious and frighteningly plausible . Political satire at its blistering, biting best.’ – James O’Brien

‘Hysterical, clever and a joy to read. I couldn’t stop thinking . . . ‘I bet that’s true.’’ – Chris Packham

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(Almost!) True Stories from the Heart of British Politics

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Publisher ‏ : ‎ Mudlark (29 Sept. 2022)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 256 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0008535175
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0008535179
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.1 x 3.1 x 22.2 cm

Best Sellers Rank: 8,012 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- 8 in Conservatism
- 10 in UK Politics
- 15 in European Governments & Politics

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A. Armstrong

Spot-on satire

Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on 3 February 2023

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Who is this author? They know so much about UK politics. Races along, a laugh on every page, while capturing the callousness, expediency and self-absorption of so many current Tory politicians. Highly recommended.

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Chris Lowrie

Is it a parody - I can’t say 100% one way or the other

Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on 3 January 2023

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Drop dead hilarious while drop jaw in its closeness to reality - who’d be a satirist these days?

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tim

Brilliant and hilarious

Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on 14 December 2022

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Scarily realistic, hilarious and sharp. This is just the book I needed and could be the account of any one of the current cabinet of chancer Tory MPs. I couldn’t put this down, it will be on the gift list for my whole family this Christmas. Whoever this author is, bring us more! Looking forward to the next volume.

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Fairly humorous take

Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on 22 October 2022

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Not to be fooled that this is the workings of an actual Tory MP, but a fictional secret Tory. The events described clearly poke fun at a section of the government that are obsessed and entwined in right wing endeavours, including Brexit, cultural wars and the vilification of asylum seekers, not to mention allegations of corruption and general disdain for those whom they apparently serve…Although at times humorous I found this title to be tedious and repetitive in parts, with an almost sudden and blunt ending, although this may be due to the chaos of the government of the day that currently still ensues. Looking forward to the sequel that will hopefully depict the end of Tory rule in Britain.

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Billy no mates

Utterly brilliant

Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on 19 October 2022

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If you are deluded enough to still vote Conservative at the next General Election then this is not the book for you.
This book takes you on a comical trip through last years sheep dip of embarrassment displayed in full glory to the UK and world by the Tory party through the imaginary wicked eyes of a 'secret MP' who strives to make those sitting in Parliament look humane after all.
With funny nods to events that made my toes curl or blood boil when they actually happened and the creative thinking that might (?) have led to (Sir) Gavin Williamson getting a knighthood are gems in this funny read.

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Will become the first satirical historical

Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on 2 October 2022

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I brought this haven been an early adopter to the twitter account. It doesn't disappoint the horrible fact is that it reflects the times we live in.

Public service has become self service

Back handed dealing is now done out front with lights on

Characters that should be beyond parody are MP's in the new forest

The PM lies as easily as they breathe

Written with enough seriousness to know the author is angry, but with the comedic value to entertain ans sadden at the same time

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Simon

Perfect . Laugh when you can’t cry .

Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on 2 October 2022

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The book is funnier than the idea the Tory government know what they are doing. I’m fairly sure it will become a training manual for tory MP’s for years to come. I like it so much I bought 4 copies. Mainly incase Priti Patel restarts the book burning .

11 people found this helpful

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z m beattie

Who is the Secret Tory?

Reviewed in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 on 2 October 2022

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His or her mates in the Tory party must be fuming! And this must be the heavily lawyered version of the truth. A must read if you wanna know what m goes on behind closed doors in the party and in government.

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