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Dad, You're Not Funny: and other poems Paperback – 18 Aug 2000
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'One of the most original and child-friendly voices to emerge in the last few years. Eight-to 12-year-olds will enjoy the mix of quirky humour with a serious underbelly.' --The Sunday Telegraph
'Highly observant, often poignant, always fresh and funny.' --Nick Park, creator of Wallace and Gromit
About the Author
Performance poet and journalist. Author of several anthologies of adult verse, children’s poetry and many rock biographies.
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`Tread on a leaf
And you'll marry a thief.
Tread on a slug
And you'll marry a thug.
Tread on a straw
And you'll marry a bore.
Tread on your lace
And you'll fall on your face!'
I think that Steve Turner did a great job on this book. The illustrations were good as well - well done David Mostyn. Rating: I would positively rate it 7/ 10. Recommendation: I would without doubt recommend it to all kids of all ages.
We used to put coins
On the railway line
Which someone once said
Was a terrible crime
It wasn't that we might have
Stumbled and died
But that the Queen's head
Would go thin and wide.