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DVDs I won't be buying (in no order)

"biffmceffwit"
 
Alien 3 - The Director's Cut (Two Disc Special Edition) [DVD] [1992]
Alien 3 - The Director's Cut (Two Disc Special Edition) [DVD] [1992]
"Not as bad as I thought when I first saw it, but still a massive disappointment after the first 2 films"
The Unbearable Lightness of Being [DVD] [1988]
The Unbearable Lightness of Being [DVD] [1988]
"The unbearable boredom of watching this"
Unbreakable (2 Disc Collectors Edition) [DVD] [2000]
Unbreakable (2 Disc Collectors Edition) [DVD] [2000]
"'They call me Mr Glass' - ha ha ha.  A film that started well and just got worse"
Snatch - Two Disc Set [DVD] [2000]
Snatch - Two Disc Set [DVD] [2000]
"Guy Ritchie effectively remade Lock Stock - why?"
Braveheart (2 Disc Special Edition) [1995] [DVD]
Braveheart (2 Disc Special Edition) [1995] [DVD]
"Its a good film, but I'm biased as my ex was Scottish and she made me watch it with her.  Not a pleasant experience"
The Full Monty [1997] [DVD]
The Full Monty [1997] [DVD]
"So much hype for so few laughs.  Robert Carlyle was as good as ever though."
Top Gun [DVD] [1986]
Top Gun [DVD] [1986]
"One for the ladies."
American Psycho [DVD] [2000]
American Psycho [DVD] [2000]
"The book is dark, complex and daring.  No film could ever fully capture the spirit of such a remarkable work"
A.I. Artificial Intelligence [2001] - 2 disc set [DVD]
A.I. Artificial Intelligence [2001] - 2 disc set [DVD]
"Dear me, it just wouldn't end."
Titanic [1998] [DVD]
Titanic [1998] [DVD]
"Utter rot.  I like the bit where the boat sinks though."
Rules Of Engagement [2000] [DVD]
Rules Of Engagement [2000] [DVD]
"(Director) - 'Samuel, lets have another five minute shot of you blubbing in front of the stars and stripes'.  Tripe."
Emma [DVD] [1996]
Emma [DVD] [1996]
"An ex girlfriend made me go and see this.  I left with a deep seated hatred of both her and Paltrow"
Pretty Woman [DVD] [1990]
Pretty Woman [DVD] [1990]
"Another one for the ladies.  And she's not pretty.  Preposterous."
The Lion King [2 Disc Special Edition] [1994] [DVD]
The Lion King [2 Disc Special Edition] [1994] [DVD]
"Another one I was dragged to see.  They made me listen to Elton John.  Swines."
The Lawnmower Man [DVD] [1992]
The Lawnmower Man [DVD] [1992]
"And they wonder why Steve King was so annoyed when they turned his short story of the same name (the only similarity) into this mush"
Armageddon [DVD] [1998]
Armageddon [DVD] [1998]
"Sentimental hocum.  Deep Impact wasn't a masterpiece but it was a load better than this."
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Extended Version (Two-Disc Special Edition) [DVD] [1991]
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Extended Version (Two-Disc Special Edition) [DVD] [1991]
"It's harmless enough, but Bryan Adams upset my A level revision with his constant droning"
Saving Private Ryan [DVD] [1998]
Saving Private Ryan [DVD] [1998]
"30 minutes of excellence - then tag on the most ridiculous plot you could think of.  Band of Brothers is more worthwhile"
Cherry Falls [DVD] [2000]
Cherry Falls [DVD] [2000]
"Starts as a slasher and then the director clearly realises its rubbish and plays it for laughs.  I laughed anyway."
Dirty Dancing [DVD]
Dirty Dancing [DVD]
"Yet another one for the ladies.  Plot written in ten minutes in the pub.  Probably."
PI [DVD] [1999]
PI [DVD] [1999]
"Dear me.  No wonder noone wants to study maths these days"
The Shawshank Redemption [DVD] [1995]
The Shawshank Redemption [DVD] [1995]
"Sorry, I know most of the rest of the population loves it but it wasn't a life changing experience for me."
Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels [DVD] [1998]
Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels [DVD] [1998]
"Another British film over hyped"
The Matrix Reloaded (2 Disc Edition) [2003] [DVD]
The Matrix Reloaded (2 Disc Edition) [2003] [DVD]
"I thought the Matrix and the ideas underpinning the plot were fantastic.  Clearly the ideas had run out by this stage"
Cast Away (2 Disc Set) [DVD] [2001]
Cast Away (2 Disc Set) [DVD] [2001]
"'Wilson!!!'- only the idea of marooning Tom Hanks on a desert island for 4 years stops me slating this more"