(3.5 stars) Roy Milano is one of the "trivial people," those aficionados of movie trivia for whom learning details about every film, actor, or actress becomes not only a hobby but a whole way of life. Newly divorced and living in an untidy apartment, he is the thirty-five-year-old writer of a newsletter, Trivial Man. When a rival, Alan Gilbert, gloats to Milano that he has acquired "something big," Milano goes to Gilbert's apartment, where he finds the door open and Gilbert sitting in his favorite chair with a steak knife in his heart, "killed for Orson Welles." Somehow Gilbert has managed to acquire the missing footage from the original version of Orson Welles's "The Magnificent Ambersons," a find that will stun "trivial people," movie fans, and serious academic film historians alike. Unfortunately, the film is now just as gone as Gilbert, and Milano finds himself fielding questions from the local police.
Moving at breakneck speed, the story of Milano's search for the missing footage and the unknown killers moves from New York to Los Angeles and then on to Barcelona, Los Angeles, Boston, and back to New York. Along the way Milano meets a motley assortment of film-connected characters: a murderous body-builder, a man of a thousand voices, a kleptomaniac producer's assistant, a second-rate producer who plans to remake two of Orson Welles first-rate classics, his hermaphroditic wife, the Spanish soccer team, and even an "art" photographer who photographs operating rooms, post-surgery. Murder piles upon murder, and mayhem upon mayhem as Milano tries to recover the missing "Ambersons" footage and keep himself alive.
Klavan's background in theatre shows in his reliance on "visual effects" to provide both the drama and the humor, rather than on his skill with words or ability to describe or evoke atmosphere. Because the author provides very little actual description as the narrative rockets from location to location, the success of the novel depends upon the reader's own ability to use his/her imagination to visualize the action and "see" the absurdity and irony of situations and their considerable humor. The often clever dialogue is used to move the action forward, instead of developing characters. With the underbelly of the film industry as its setting, its lightning fast action, knock-down-dragouts, and twists and turns galore, this could be a very funny feature film, offering humor, non-stop action, and mystery. With the feel of a screenplay (and Ben Stiller just "made" for Roy Milano), this novel may tempt its readers to play casting director for the principals and the many cameo roles. Mary Whipple
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Print length288 pages
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LanguageEnglish
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PublisherBallantine Books
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Publication date1 Jan. 2004
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Dimensions16.15 x 2.59 x 24.18 cm
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ISBN-100345462742
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Like the hero in a classic Hitchcock thriller, the innocent movie buff at the center of this witty and suspenseful novel finds his ordinary life suddenly transformed when hes plunged into a harrowing game of intrigue, duplicity, and danger. Spurred into a frantic race from New York to Hollywood to Barcelona and back, hell encounter enough hairpin twists, shocking surprises, white-knuckle tension, and sinister characters to give even the master of suspense himself a serious case of vertigo. But in this scenario, the mayhem and murder are all too real.
Self-proclaimed movie geek and divorced thirtysomething Roy Milano lives alone in a cramped Manhattan apartment, toiling as a freelancer to make ends meet. Its a life perfectly suited to the creator of Trivial Man, Roys self-published newsletterfilled with tidbits of little-known Tinseltown lore for the delight of other fringe-dwelling cinemaphiles. And its a tantalizing phone call from one such kindred spirit that thrusts Roy headlong into his waking noir nightmare.
Ive got The Magnificent Ambersons, declares Alan Gilbert, host of a homemade cable-TV show about the silver screen, who now claims to possess the rarest of the rare: the long-lost and never-released complete print of Orson Welless classic follow-up to Citizen Kane. But when Roy arrives at his fellow movie mavens abode to sneak a peek at celluloid history, the front door is ominously open, Alan Gilbert is dead, and The Magnificent Ambersons is nowhere in sight. Even though the cops arrest a local drug addict for the murder, Roy knows theyre wrongbecause the theft of the movie masterpiece points to a different kind of junkie. The kind Roy knows only too well . . . and the kind hes certain only he can catch.
But Roy Milano is no Sam Spade, even if he does run into more gun-toting goons, sucker punches, and double-crosses than Bogey on a busy day. And the suspects prove to be anything but usualincluding a bodybuilding film fanatic obsessed with bizarre rumors about an A-list actress, a rotund reporter who holds Hollywood in thrall via red-hot Internet dispatches from his parents basement, and a starstruck street punk with a thousand voices. And then theres the transatlantic love triangle that finds Roy caught between his very own eager Gal Friday and a sultry Spanish siren with a stunning secret. But when the bodies start to fall faster than a box-office bomb, Roy must cut to the chase in his perilous quest to save the Holy Grail of cinemaand unmask a killerbefore everything fades to black.
Self-proclaimed movie geek and divorced thirtysomething Roy Milano lives alone in a cramped Manhattan apartment, toiling as a freelancer to make ends meet. Its a life perfectly suited to the creator of Trivial Man, Roys self-published newsletterfilled with tidbits of little-known Tinseltown lore for the delight of other fringe-dwelling cinemaphiles. And its a tantalizing phone call from one such kindred spirit that thrusts Roy headlong into his waking noir nightmare.
Ive got The Magnificent Ambersons, declares Alan Gilbert, host of a homemade cable-TV show about the silver screen, who now claims to possess the rarest of the rare: the long-lost and never-released complete print of Orson Welless classic follow-up to Citizen Kane. But when Roy arrives at his fellow movie mavens abode to sneak a peek at celluloid history, the front door is ominously open, Alan Gilbert is dead, and The Magnificent Ambersons is nowhere in sight. Even though the cops arrest a local drug addict for the murder, Roy knows theyre wrongbecause the theft of the movie masterpiece points to a different kind of junkie. The kind Roy knows only too well . . . and the kind hes certain only he can catch.
But Roy Milano is no Sam Spade, even if he does run into more gun-toting goons, sucker punches, and double-crosses than Bogey on a busy day. And the suspects prove to be anything but usualincluding a bodybuilding film fanatic obsessed with bizarre rumors about an A-list actress, a rotund reporter who holds Hollywood in thrall via red-hot Internet dispatches from his parents basement, and a starstruck street punk with a thousand voices. And then theres the transatlantic love triangle that finds Roy caught between his very own eager Gal Friday and a sultry Spanish siren with a stunning secret. But when the bodies start to fall faster than a box-office bomb, Roy must cut to the chase in his perilous quest to save the Holy Grail of cinemaand unmask a killerbefore everything fades to black.
About the Author
Laurence Klavan won the Edgar Award for Best Original Paperback for Mrs. White, written under a pseudonym. His work for the theater includes the libretto for the Obie Award-winning musical Bed and Sofa, for which he received a Drama Desk nomination. He lives in New York City.
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- Publisher : Ballantine Books; 1st edition (1 Jan. 2004)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 288 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0345462742
- ISBN-13 : 978-0345462749
- Dimensions : 16.15 x 2.59 x 24.18 cm
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This breezy thriller has all the ingredients to be a surefire success: a Hitchcockian everyman thrust into the role of detective, a beautiful foreign lass, a host of colorful supporting characters, a rapid-fire globetrotting pace that moves between New York, Hollywood, and Barcelona, and, of course, the MacGuffin. Which is not to suggest that this is a wonderful book. Rather, it is a good beach or airplane book, the perfect witty read for movie buffs who want to sit back and be entertained in print. Set in the world of film trivia mavens, the story concerns the search for a legendary unseen complete print of Orson Welles' film The Magnificent Ambersons. Roy is a movie nerd in his later 30s who is caught up in some very deadly business, as the story wends its way from the computer strewn bedroom of am internet rumormonger (a thinly veiled Harry Knowles of Ain't It Cool News fame) to the Hollywood Hills trysting pad of an action movie star (a thinly veiled Bruce Willis clone), and into the beds of several women. It's all put together in a very snappy, pulpy style, right down to the socks in the jaw, and the double-crossing dames. Just like a decent movie, the book will keep you cheerfully diverted for two hours and then fade quickly from memory.