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Butt Trek: The Search For Chris Pime 06-Oct-2020

£2.30

After Captain Chris Pime loses control of his shuttle and slips through a timeline rift, the Outerprise-T, commanded by John Luke Picardo, is sent to investigate his distress beacon on the far side of the galaxy and several realities deep. Upon approaching the strange, unexplored world, the crew learns this planet is an alternate reality Earth, a place where they’re seen as mere parodies of a popular science fiction canon.

Captain Picardo beams down to search for Captain Pime, but what he discovers is a modern day Los Angeles where dinosaurs, unicorns, bigfeet and living objects are no longer integrated into society, but are creatures of fantasy instead. He also encounters a masked author by the name of Chuck Tingle, who sounds strangely familiar to Captain Chris Pime.

Soon enough, these two characters are locked in a hardcore anal encounter that could change the fate of the Federation forever. Could a galaxy renowned starfleet captain, a famous blockbuster actor, and the world’s greatest author Chuck Tingle all be the same person?

This erotic tale is 4,500 words of sizzling human on sentient dinosaur space captain action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and Chris Pime love.

The Banana In My Butt Is A Handsome Lifeguard 27-Jun-2018

by Chuck Tingle

£2.26

It’s summer, and Tronbo finds himself deeply compelled to visit the beach. His friends are too busy, which prompts Tronbo to head out for a solo swim that turns dangerous quickly.

Suddenly, the lone swimmer is drowning.

Fortunately, Tronbo finds himself rescued from the jaws of death by a handsome living banana lifeguard, who seems to be carrying a deep dark secret. Soon enough, the two of them find themselves wrapped up in a romantic tryst with more layers than just a simple banana peel, culminating in a hardcore pounding between the muscular man and his breathtaking banana lifeguard.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on fruit action, including anal, blowjobs, facials, rough sex and living banana lifeguard love.

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Pounded By The Classics: Seven Literary Tales Of The Tingleverse 15-Aug-2021

by Chuck Tingle

£5.04 £10.09

Through the history of prose there have been many tales that awaken the imagination and stir the soul, but true literary giants are few and far between. Still, every few decades an author will come along to reshape the landscape of fiction forever, authoring true classics that stand the test of time and serve as historical landmarks for generations of readers to come.

One such author is Chuck Tingle.

Collected within are seven of Chuck’s greatest works, breathtaking journeys through the world of classic literature that will melt your heart and pound your butt.

Featuring…

The Picture Of Dorian Gay
20,000 Pounds Into My Butt
Happy Birthday Frankenstein, Now Pound My Butt
Happy Birthday Dracula, Now Pound My Butt
I Have No Butt And I Must Pound
The Great Gatsbutt
The Tell-Tale Butt

Other Formats: Paperback

Straight 09-May-2021

by Chuck Tingle

( 79 )

£4.98 £9.97

When a strange tear in the cosmos appears within Earth’s annual path, the consequences are disastrous. For one night a year, the vast majority of humans now undergo a frightening mental change, transforming into hateful, rage-fueled zombies who will stop at nothing to satiate their desire for brutality.

While not much is understood about this horrific mass hysteria, the demographic it effects is very specific: cisgender straight people.

A few years after the first of these tragic events, four friends from across the queer spectrum look for safety in solitude, hunkering down in a remote desert cabin for what is now known as Saturation Day. With a vaccine available for straight people to curb their violent episodes, some predict the worst is over. Others aren’t so sure.

As night falls, it becomes clear that survival isn’t guaranteed this Saturation Day.

This is the first horror novella from two-time Hugo Award finalist Chuck Tingle.

Other Formats: Paperback

Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus: An Adult Romance Novel 12-Jun-2020

by Chuck Tingle

( 611 )

£5.55 £11.10

Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who's found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.

Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?

Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.

Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.

This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

Other Formats: Paperback

Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Theater Of Love: An Adult Romance Novel 14-Mar-2021

by Chuck Tingle

( 30 )

£5.02 £10.05

Trans wizard Harriet Porber should be riding high after crafting one of the most powerful spells of all time, a magical effect that brings you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. Unfortunately, once unleashed upon the world, this spell causes nothing but chaos and is promptly banned. Blacklisted from the wizarding community, Harriet moves to Las Vegas with her bad boy parasaurolophus husband, Snabe, moping around while Snabe performs a musical residency.

But things change when the couple realize another book is starting, a sequel, and soon enough Harriet is rediscovering her love of magic with the help of old friends and mysterious new arrivals. Now Harriet is ready to stage her comeback magic show, affectionally titled The Theater of Love.

Of course, this plan is easier said than done. A mega corporation named Just Kidding Recreation holds sway over all Las Vegas entertainment, using lawsuits and intimidation to squash the competition, and while a hypnotist serpent named The Great Magini insists she’s there to help, it quickly becomes apparent her plans are much more sinister.

Can trans wizard Harriet Porber thwart the dastardly plots of JK Recreation and The Great Magini? Maybe not on her own, but with a group of likeminded friends by her side, Harriet is about to discover the fourth-wall breaking strength of whole communities speaking truth to power and standing up against hate in the name of love.

Other Formats: Paperback

King Dong Vs Dongzilla: Rumble In My Butthole 10-Feb-2021

by Chuck Tingle

( 8 )

£2.16

Cooper is a workaholic, but it’s a few days into his island vacation and he’s finally starting to relax. Of course, this is difficult when you’re a biologist who’s found themselves on such an interesting island, and former nuclear test site, but he’s doing the best he can.

When a greatly oversized T-Rex emerges from the water, however, Cooper is called into action. The dinosaur, named Dongzilla, is confused and disoriented after years of hibernation under the ocean, and there’s only one person who can snap him out of it: and enormous bigfoot named King Dong. Cooper is placed in charge of arranging this meeting.

The one thing Cooper never saw coming, however, is the sizzling sexual chemistry between King Dong, Dongzilla, and himself. Now Cooper is hosting a battle for king of the monsters… deep within his own butthole.

This erotic tale is 4,600 words of sizzling human on gay bigfoot and dinosaur action, including double anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and gargantuan monster threesome love.

Absolutely No Thoughts Of Pounding During My Fun Day With This Kind T-Rex Because I'm Aromantic And Asexual And That's A Wonderfully Valid Way Of Proving Love Is Real 14-Feb-2021

by Chuck Tingle

( 19 )

£2.16

Michelle has been tasked with watching her friend’s dog, Lucky, over the weekend. It’s a simple task, but when Lucky escapes, things get complicated. Fortunately, Michelle finds help in a kind T-Rex named Lara, who accompanies Michelle on her journey across town in search of this missing pup.

The quest brings these two into contact with all kinds of romantic tropes, from a bouquet of flowers, to a box of chocolates, to an evening at a gorgeous vineyard. Of course, none of that matters because Michelle is proudly aromantic and asexual, and soon enough she’s proving there are plenty of ways to find love, joy, passion and adventure without a shred of romantic love.

Now the walls of meta reality are breaking down in a firm reminder that aromantic adventurers prove love is real in important and powerful non-romantic ways!

This important tale is 4,500 words of blossoming platonic friendship between buds, including learning about each other, sharing a fun dinner with a box of chocolates as an appetizer, and riding a Ferris wheel at night without a shred of romance.

Other Formats: Audible Audiobooks

The Sentient Bread I Just Baked Is A Lesbian And She Eats My Ass 17-May-2020

by Chuck Tingle

( 3 )

£2.48

Nicole’s time in quarantine is starting to get difficult. She’s reached the end of all streaming television and movies, and her hobby of gardening didn’t quite work out as expected. Fortunately, attempting her hand at baking some bread has put a spring in Nicole’s step.

After a trip to the store and an evening in the kitchen, Nicole finds herself with a particularly sexy loaf of bread named Grimla. The two of them hit it off immediately, but their connection quickly turns sexual when Grimla reveals her desire to eat a little ass.

Now Nicole and her beautiful baked good are locked in hardcore lesbian taste test that will warm your heart… and your butt.

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on sentient bread loaf action and lesbian baked good love.

Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of Someone Else's Doubt In My Place On The Autism Spectrum Because Denying Someone's Personal Journey And Identity Like That Is Incredibly Rude So No Thanks 19-Jun-2020

by Chuck Tingle

( 15 )

£2.42

After several months with his therapist, Reid begins to question whether or not they are any closer to diagnosing his unique habits and quirks. The therapist, a handsome bigfoot named Dr. Pibbler, believes Reid is on the autism spectrum, but he’s hesitant to officially make this diagnosis because of the ramifications in Reid’s health coverage. Still, the two decide that Reid should see how it feels to accept this identity for himself.

Unsurprisingly, it feels great. Suddenly, everything about Reid makes sense, like a puzzle piece that finally slides into place to reveal a beautiful image below. Reid is nervous to tell his friends, however, worried that he’ll be accused of faking his autism, or that he’s not autistic enough to be a part of this community.

Fortunately, Reid’s best friend is nothing but accepting. However, another figure soon appears in Reid’s life, a mystery physical manifestation that shows itself as a giant sentient question mark but declines to tell Reid what exactly he’s the manifestation of. Reid finds himself more and more attracted to this living concept, but when the reveal is finally made, will Reid be confident enough with his place on the autism spectrum to stand up for himself?

This important tale is 4,200 words of sexless self-discovery between a buckaroo and the physical manifestation of denial that he is on the autism spectrum.

Dungeons, Dragons, And Buckaroos: A Select Your Own Timeline Adventure 15-Jun-2021

by Chuck Tingle

( 2 )

£4.96 £9.93

Hundreds of years before Billings was the thriving metropolis we know today, it was a medieval kingdom a sword and sorcery; a fantastical land where dragons lurked within deep caverns, guarding troves of ice cold chocolate milk, and misplacer beasts roamed the forest as unsuspecting victims misplace their things.

It is within this fantasy world that you find yourself called upon by King Rolo, a sentient twenty-sided die who’s heard tale of a great role-player destined to bring peace to the kingdom. He presents you with several routes toward your destiny: like that of a ferocious warrior or a mysterious wizard.

But is there yet another path lying just beyond the fourth wall? Is this fantasy realm your true reality, or is the darkness that sweeps across medieval Billings caused by your role-playing group falling apart on a nearby timeline?

Will you defeat the unicorn necromancer and his army of sentient undead character sheets?

Can you trust the bumblebeeholder who’s buzzed into your life with a thirst for battle?

The decision is yours!

Other Formats: Paperback

I Have No Butt And I Must Pound 05-Jul-2021

by Chuck Tingle

( 1 )

£2.16

When Kevin was hired to work at Tinglecorp Research And Development, he expected his days would be filled with adventure and discovery. Unfortunately, Kevin’s efforts in the artificial intelligence department have done nothing short of excruciatingly boring.

All of this changes during a lonely shift in the lab’s underground bunker when Kevin unlocks a sentient artificial intelligence named PM, or Pimm. Suddenly, Kevin has found himself wrapped up in a strange game of carnal pleasure that will unravel the way he sees the future, and the past.

Willingly transformed into an amorphous blob capable of experiencing ecstasy well beyond the normal human condition, Kevin is in for the night of his life.

This erotic tale is 4,500 words of sizzling computer on human turned erotic blob action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and omnipresent artificial intelligence love.

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