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Books by Idiots

Zombie Elvis
 
Losing My Virginity: The Autobiography
Losing My Virginity: The Autobiography
"I use this idiot's trains every week and I promise you it's Stupid on Wheels. Die, Branson, die!"
The Apprentice
The Apprentice
"'What would you like for breakfast, Sir Alan?' 'Fried bullshit on two slices of stupid please.'"
Screw It, Let's Do It: Lessons In Life (Quick Reads)
Screw It, Let's Do It: Lessons In Life (Quick Reads)
"So stupid he used the same photo for both books. 'Pour me a glass of howleraide, please nurse'."
Anyone Can Do It: My Story
Anyone Can Do It: My Story
"What's wrong with his face? It's full of stupid is what. And wasps."
When Jack Sued Jill - Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times
When Jack Sued Jill - Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times
"Far too much time on his hands. Someone beat him about the head next time he reaches for a pen."
A Glass Half Full
A Glass Half Full
"Remember, Felix: trousers before shoes."
Customer Is King: How to Exceed Their Expectations (Virgin Business Guides)
Customer Is King: How to Exceed Their Expectations (Virgin Business Guides)
"Top tip for being stupid: don't read your own stuff. Obviously written in the days before Virgin Trains. Or Virgin Holidays. Or Virgin anything else. 100% idiot."