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Gift for wife? Not advisable...
on 3 January 2016
Nice packaging but seems a lot of money for what it is.
Good present for:
A joke gift perhaps for a friend who keep getting rid of not 100% perfect boyfriends
A stocking filler/secret Santa
Rubbish present for:
Your wife on your first Christmas as a complete family (particularly if this takes place of even a card).
A wife who just pushed 2 kids out of her hooha with zero pain relief in record time.
A wife who does all housework and DIY so you don't have to ever lift a finger.
A wife who picks up after you when you can't be bothered doing such simple tasks as clearing your own plates off the dinner table.
A wife who has yet to have a full, hot meal in 3 years as she's so busy getting up and down and running about after everyone else and making sure they are all ok.
A wife who's birthday, Mother's Day and Christmas you have forgotten for the best part of 17 years.
Basically do not buy this for your wife unless you are a total moron who, in the words of one relative, "is plotting your own downfall".