The Bible in Cockney: Well Bits of It, Anyway.... Paperback – 4 Apr 2001
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A rookery nook that puts the Bible into rhyming slang? That's The Bible in Cockney by Mike Coles. I've heard of speaking in tongues, but rabbit and porking in Cockney? It can't be Irish stew...
It is. Mike Coles is head of RE at a secondary school in Stepney, London. When he moved there 15 years ago, he fell in love with rhyming slang and spiced up his lessons by rewriting parts of the Bible, like a missionary of yore, in the native lingo. The saucepans (saucepan lids--kids) apparently loved it.
Here, he retells nine stories from the Old Testament, and translates Mark's Gospel verse by verse. He ends with the Lord's Prayer-"the prayer that Jesus taught 'is chinas"--which could leave traditionalists writhing in their pews: "You're the Boss, God, and will be for ever, innit?"
As the Archbishop of Canterbury suggests in his foreword, Coles takes the Bible "out of the formal church setting and puts it back into the marketplace, into the streets, where it originally took place." And he is right: beyond being fun, this book recaptures the colloquial nature of the exchanges between Jesus and his disciples, and unleashes some of the power of the oral tradition through which many Old Testament passages were originally passed on.
Readers will either love it or hate it--it takes lemon and lime even to adjust to the headings (such as "Jesus heals some geezer" and "Jesus ain't dead no more")--but this is much more than a novelty project. Go on, I dare you--take a butcher's hook. --Brian Draper
'It certainly is a good laugh while imparting the essential message of the Bible.' Reverend Stan in The Badge, the London cab drivers' newspaperSee all Product Description
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THE LORDS PRAYER IN COCKNEY!
Up there in good ol’ heaven
Your name is well great and holy and we respect you guv!
We hope we can all have a butcher’s at heaven
And be there as soon as possible
And we wanna make you happy guv!
I hope my review has been useful. Please comment if there is anything I can do to make my reviews better! Thanks!
Well done Mike
PS Don't forget to do your duty to both God and Man!
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Funny and well written. Would have preferred if it had books of the bible instead of stories, but that's just me.Published 8 months ago by Amazon Customer
It's not the bible in cockney. It's not even proper cockney. Just random interpretations of bible stories written badly.Published 8 months ago by Charles
Brilliant great way to get people talking and to teach children about religionPublished 18 months ago by Ms P J Salmon