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- Publisher: Pigeon Park Press (14 April 2016)
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- Language: English
- ASIN: B01BQQYKV6
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- Average Customer Review: 46 customer reviews
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #21,688 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Top Customer Reviews
With Beelzebelle, the 5th in Goody and Grant's Clovenhoof series, Jeremy Clovenhoof (aka Satan, exiled from Hell and now living in suburban Birmingham) is back leading the story and where he goes, chaos follows. Trailing along in his wake, trying to pick up the pieces are his neighbours Ben and the man-hungry Nerys, and his nemesis Michael (aka St. Michael, exiled from Heaven, also living in the Birmingham area). And what is that chaos? - well, start with JC getting a baby (and a monkey), joining SCUM (Sutton Coldfield Union of Mothers) and getting himself, Ben and Nerys made temporarily homeless, then throw in a new church being built by a slightly dodgy seeming chap, the death of Nerys' dog and the sudden appearance of a mighty monster - The Beast of Boldmere.
As expected from this series chaotic scene follows chaotic scene but somehow the authors manage to tie everything up by the end. Just when you think things cannot get any dafter they somehow manage to up their game finishing up with a scene of such magnificent insanity and (that word again) chaos that it would take the likes of Cecil B DeMille to film it (and I would love to see a visual version of the Clovenhoof stories)
What I really like about these stories is that in Jeremy Clovenhoof Goody and Grant don't portray Satan as 'Ultimate Evil' just someone who likes a bit of fun and mischief, okay, a LOT of fun and mischief.Read more ›
The action is back in Sutton Coldfield in Birmingham and rejoins the original trio of characters - Clovenhoof, Nerys and Ben - for the first time since the second book.
This latest adventure sees Clovenhoof adopting a baby and learning the ropes of fatherhood. He meets the women of SCUM (Sutton Coldfield Union of Mums), hires a simian au pair called Gorky, and leads a breast-feeding protest against the dogmatic, smartphone-compatible Consecr8 Church.
Meanwhile, Michael is working for the ARC laboratory, owned by the Consecr8 Church, where its zealous benefactor Chip Malarkey has tasked him with obtaining the DNA of every animal on the planet...
Beelzebelle is funny, manic and rude, as you would expect from authors Goody and Grant. It is a joy to return to the original characters, especially Clovenhoof, AKA Satan, who was forced into retirement on Earth in the first novel. The debate about breast-feeding in public is a central theme in the novel, allowing Goody and Grant to try their hand at satire, whilst also coming up with endless comical synonyms for the word 'breast'. Norks?!
The novel also features the best villain in the franchise to date. Chip Malarkey is a self-righteous mogul/preacher with Farrage-style views on breast-feeding and what constitutes indecency. Rather than a God Complex, he has a Noah Complex, which leads to a very exciting finale.
On top of all this excitement, there is also the matter of the Beast of Boldmere, a ferocious monster wreaking havoc across Birmingham, accidentally created in the ARC laboratory from a curious mixture of DNA...Read more ›
I would, however, recommend reading the books in order, as recurring characters crop up.
Seriously, don't read it on a bus or train, as people will think you are bonkers for laughing out loud at the slapstick humour and hilarious situations the characters get themselves into.
I could write several paragraphs, but won't, as I would be tempted to give away spoilers.
Kudos to Heide and Iain, you nailed it. I will never look at my Yorkshire terrier in the same light again ;)
As I read the story I continuously laughed out loud and I couldn't stop wondering how the authors could come up with all these bizarre twists and plots. The stories reference Christian religion, both the good and evil, in a really funny and a sarcastic way. Despite myself being a firm believer in God I find this sarcastic take on the religion extremely entertaining and funny and not offensive in any way as some might think.
In this story Jeremy shows us a gentle and soft side of him, but Michael on the other hand shows some darker devious sides. New characters are introduced, the main star character being Beelzebelle. Findus pancakes and Lambrini are crucial elements for surviving as always for Jeremy and some new friends appear. Free the nipple act made appearance and mommy baby parkour could really be a new hit. I also want to hire the monkey au-pair for myself!
I found the book absolutely hilarious. It has a fast pace, one disaster occurs after the other and it never loses your attention. I highly recommend this book to people who want to escape their day-to-day activities. It's well written, funny (did I mention that already?), imaginative and takes part in a place that is definitely not real or at least I hope I'll never get neighbors like in the story (although I would like to meet them!).
Even if you haven't read the other books in this series, don't let that stop you, a definite 5 stars from me.
Thank you Heide and Ian and TBConFB for the opportunity to read this book and get an advanced copy in exchange for my honest review.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
The insanity that is Jeremy Clovenhoof never gets old. After reading this book I want to go back and read the whole series over again.Published 2 days ago by PJ Lea
An absolute peach of a book. I laughed out loud so many times.Published 6 days ago by Mr. Martin Willoughby
I love Jeremy.
He gets up to so much mischief and drags everyone around him into chaos.
He is a joy to read about.
Absolutely wonderful. Irreverent, bawdy, laugh out loud. This is the fifth in the series I hope to see much more of the heavens gang the hell mob and the monks!Published 2 months ago by M. Streeter
The best book so far I certainly needed some cheering up and this did just that. It had me laughing all the way through. Thank you to Heide and Ian.Published 4 months ago by Amazon Customer
Oooooh did I giggle at some parts of this. I just love Jeremy and Gorky was inspired. Who knew a capuchin could be such a rounded character? Read morePublished 5 months ago by Galning
Great book, fantastic author, a Great book, and fantastic author, Great book, fantastic author, Great book, fantastic author, Great book, fantastic authorPublished 6 months ago by Fiona Thomson
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