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Bedtime Toddler Reading for Macabre Parents

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The Tiger Who Came to Tea
The Tiger Who Came to Tea
"Heavy underlying politic themes as the huge, smiling predator cleans family out while patriarch works"
Not Now, Bernard (A Sparrow book)
Not Now, Bernard (A Sparrow book)
"Watch your uncertain child get his head around purple garden-dwelling monsters eating children, while preoccupied parents fail to notice"
First Favourite Tales: Jack & the Beanstalk
First Favourite Tales: Jack & the Beanstalk
"Advocate theft, murder and get-rich-quick schemes."
Arthur's Pants
Arthur's Pants
"It's never too early to get them started on public nudity anxiety dreams"
The Ugly Duckling
The Ugly Duckling
"Because transient ugliness is OK, as long as you pretty-up long-term."
Tadpole's Promise
Tadpole's Promise
"Wonderful sting in the tail. Beautifully brutal."
25th Anniversary Edition: The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of His Business
25th Anniversary Edition: The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of His Business
"If you don't tell your children about animal poo, who will?"