Bart Simpson's Guide to Life: A Wee Handbook for the Perplexed Paperback – 6 Nov 2000
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‘Fact: The Simpsons is the funniest sitcom of all time. There are more gags, more characters, funnier plots, funnier sub-plots’
‘It is likely to get very high ratings on terrestrial television; Britain is probably heading for a wave of Simpsons mania’
Independent On Sunday
‘The wittiest and most literate show on television’
Brenda Maddox, The Times
From the Back Cover
THE WORLD'S MOST POPULAR DELINQUENT REVEALS ALL IN THIS GUIDE TO THE HARD KNOCK FACTS OF LIFE, OUT NOW IN PAPERBACK
Written and illustrated by Matt Groening, the creator of the 'The Simpsons, Bart Simpson's Guide to Life' is chock full of the kind of humour that keeps Simpsons devotees hooked to the show.
Including such gems as Dr Bart's Miracle Cure, Homer's Dozen-Donut-A-Day Diet and the beauty secrets of Marge ('Never pluck protruding nose hair, death may result. Instead use a lightweight Weedwacker') and Homer ('The scent of chili dogs, onions and beer, when eaten in combination, makes women swoon').
With guest appearances by all the great 'Simpsons' characters, including Lisa, Moe, Barney, Millhouse, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, Mr Burns and Smithers. Like the shows themselves, 'Bart Simpson's Guide to Life' has something to please all age groups and is so crammed full of fun that you'll spot something new every time you read it.See all Product Description
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The chapters are:
1.School 2.Food 3.Health & Fitness 4.Work & money 5.After hours
6.Parents 7.Art and culture 8.Science 9.Language & communication
10.Animals 11.Sex(Don't worry! It's just about how to tell if someone likes you, love songs & chants,etc) 11.Psychology 12.Law & order 13.Xmas 14.Strange facts 15.Religion 16.Conclusion
I have one more thing to say: This book is awesome!
I think anyone could read this book with enjoyment, not just children with a mind similar to Bart Simpson. There is so much to read in so many places that I doubt many people can honestly say they've read every single word-not because it's boring but because you can so easily miss something. On the contrary, it is very interesting and very funny. Well worth it's price and very cleverly made. I'd recommend it to anyone with a sense of humour.
Bart Simpsons guide to life is a book for children aged 9-12. It gives some facts mixed in with humour and jokes e.g.:-"did you know that Turkey eats the most cereal in the world."
This book manages to display facts in funny and interesting way. It covers important subjects like school, food, health and fitness, work and money, after hours, parents... It has lots of jokes and is very funny. It is bright and full of pictures. I found this book really good and with only 186 pages it's not too heavy to read. It includes all America's favourite cartoon family and makes you laugh so hard your sides split.
The only bad things about this book are:- the price, at nearly pounds ,this book is a bit expensive for what it is. Also it is a bit long for young children .All in all though, this book is great and I would advise anyone to buy it this Christmas. Reported by Aimee .C
I brought my copy of this book in the u.s.a and it had just come out and i have not put it down.
i am a simpsons collector with lots of rare items and this great book just topped of my great collection.
P>I would like to hear from matt groening to what he thinks of my review.
This book i could recommend to everyone although a lot of strong words used in the book so may not be suitable for young children but a great book all round but if you can't read for long a section from the book each night will do you the trick.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
One of my childhood favourites, I lost this book so long ago so when I saw it on Amazon I had to buy it. Still hilarious, a great little book to pick up and flick through!Published 15 months ago by Ness
This book is very funny, I remember years ago when it came out. A boy who used to sit next to me in school reading it every morning and he couldn't put the book down reading it... Read morePublished on 12 Oct. 2010 by Sophie
i am only 11 and i love this book i have watched simpsons since i was a baby
and it talls you all about the things bart does like how to throw your food
are we there yet... Read more
This is a very entertaining and funny book; great for children around 10 years old or olderPublished on 26 Jun. 2009 by Ana Gallego Maraver
lOVEd it. I read it when I was only about 11 years old and it was one of the funniest and best books I'd ever bought. So funny and full of fun!Published on 4 Mar. 2008 by SuzieShep
I am a huge fan of Bart, and I bought this book years ago, with great expectations; all of which were met! I found myself completetly engrossed in it. Read morePublished on 3 July 2007 by 99%Vickster