Ade Grant was born in Croydon and has never fully recovered.
Raised by wild beasts and nourished by the leavings at squat parties, Ade was finally rescued by Doctor Hayes and smuggled to a rehabilitation facility for ex-Croydonites in a secret Brighton location. Slowly, over the course of several years, Ade was taught the basics of human interaction.
Ade Grant now writes fiction, poetry and politics, and can be found outside pharmacies in London, rooting through bins.
As per the conditions of his Anti-Social Behaviour Order, Ade is obliged to answer all emails from those who wish to comment on his work. Please direct these tirades to zigglyumph[at]gmail.com