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15 films to loathe

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Seven - 2 Disc Set [DVD]
Seven - 2 Disc Set [DVD]
"predictable, uninventive. Gore is good stuff, but it can't fill up holes in the plot"
Vanilla Sky [DVD] [2002]
Vanilla Sky [DVD] [2002]
"Utter feck. So arrogant, so self indulgent. What makes this good?"
Open Your Eyes [DVD]
Open Your Eyes [DVD]
"You'd think the original would be a little better. You know, a bit more integrity. But no..."
Titanic [1998] [DVD]
Titanic [1998] [DVD]
"Appalling script, depressing story and hammy hammy acting.  Like a bloated caricature of a 'classic' rock band on their last comeback tour"
Mallrats [DVD]
Mallrats [DVD]
"Kevin Smith is no genius, or  icon for a generation, or  man with a vision.  None of these things."
The Sound Of Music (2 Disc Special Edition) [1965] [DVD]
The Sound Of Music (2 Disc Special Edition) [1965] [DVD]
"Rogers and Hart? Pretty good. Pair him with Hammerstein and it's truly dull bland MOR. If you want the hills to be alive, watch Predator."
Tin Cup [DVD] [1996]
Tin Cup [DVD] [1996]
"5 star amazon review?  That means it must be good."
The Sixth Sense - 2 Disc Collector's Edition [DVD] [1999]
The Sixth Sense - 2 Disc Collector's Edition [DVD] [1999]
"Did you really think that much of the 'twist'? No Holes? DO you really like being led by the hand through a series of moribund flashbacks?"
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Two Disc Widescreen Edition) [DVD] [2001]
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Two Disc Widescreen Edition) [DVD] [2001]
"Grrrrrrr.............. Read a book."
Shakespeare In Love [DVD] [1999]
Shakespeare In Love [DVD] [1999]
"Postmodern Shakespeare? 'Look! A reference!', 'Wow, she's called Juliet' Fantastic."
Eyes Wide Shut [DVD] [1999]
Eyes Wide Shut [DVD] [1999]
"I wonder how good this would have been if he'd actually lived long enough to properly edit it?"
Jackie Brown - 2 Disc Collector's Edition [DVD] [1998]
Jackie Brown - 2 Disc Collector's Edition [DVD] [1998]
"Tarantino on worse form than a 3 legged horse"
The Crow : Special Edition [DVD] [1994]
The Crow : Special Edition [DVD] [1994]
"NO."
The Blair Witch Project [DVD] [1999]
The Blair Witch Project [DVD] [1999]
"So innovative, so arty, so so so boring. Watch the erotic witch project instead."
Ocean's Eleven [DVD] [2001]
Ocean's Eleven [DVD] [2001]
"so shiny, so slick.  It's blinding!"