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This review is from: Total Recall [DVD]  (DVD)
now, if i was having a trip to Mars, with super-spy save-the-planet shenanigans implanted directly into my brain and i didn't get to not only see Sharon Stone's norks but play with them as well i would be very unhappy and demand my credits back. thats the only reason this brilliant Arnie film doesn't get 6 stars. it does have, however, 3 mutant boobages "baby, you make me wish i had 3 hands!!!" i saw this film 8 times at the cinema when it first came out because me and the lads used to get hammered and go every week and the alternatives at the time were "Another 48 Hours" or something equally awful. we loved it every time. and even today it has a lovingly gratuitous, garish idiocy to it. don't watch the re-make it is so bad it makes me angry.
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Initial post: 29 Apr 2013 20:18:09 BDT
The end scene where arnie pulls a silly face cos he cant breathe is rubbish. He should have exploded in a shower of gore or faeces
ps Ive got an arm like that fella that has a funnny big arm claw.
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