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Bard of Avon calling.......,
This review is from: Shakespeare In Love [DVD]  (DVD)
Avon Bard Joe Fiennes gets hots for Ethel the Pirate's daughter, who is a girl playing a boy playing a girl - sort of Julian Clary in drag. She (Paltrow) however, whilst idolizing Master Shakespeare, is betrothed to big-shot baccy-owner and general bad odour Colin Firth, to be whisked off to the New World - Milton Keynes. Bard uses girl as his muse - the next line was deleted - and Geoffrey Rush gets his toasted shoes back before Queen Judi rumbles the lot of `em and sends girl packing to Virginia. She should have taken the train because the ship sinks. Love's labours lost. But all's well that ends well: how? - it's a mystery. Marc Norman & Tom Stoppard's clever plotline must have looked like a plate of spaghetti, brilliantly trapping little tell-tale Shakespeare-isms in the dialogue; Stephen Warbeck's music lifts the hairs on your neck and draws the lovers together. Master Rush goes off to find Aphrodite Baggett who does it behind the Dog and Crumpet. Best film of the 90s.