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This review is from: Machete [Blu-ray]  [Region Free] (Blu-ray)
this film is absolute filth! if you are a man who enjoys violence then this is your film, 2 hours of explosions, people getting shot, blown up, stabbed and chopped up, plus Michele Rodriguez in leather, GET IN!
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Initial post: 27 Feb 2011 20:19:23 GMT
D. mangion says:
lmao love the review
Posted on 3 Mar 2011 12:24:08 GMT
Rich Williams says:
Yup! Perfect review. Told me everything i needed to know!
The only better review iv read was one from a lady reviewing Piranah who gave it 1 star as it was full of mindless violence and nudity. Again, told me everything i needed to know!:)
Posted on 18 Mar 2011 12:42:53 GMT
David Harrison says:
The way all reviews should be. Short & sweet & gets the message across without me having to read through paragraph after paragraph of pretentious "i wanna be a film critic, but i actually i'm a traffic warden" drivel. Well done!
In reply to an earlier post on 27 Mar 2011 23:37:57 BDT
Last edited by the author on 27 Mar 2011 23:40:44 BDT
John Tearney says:
amen brother. check out my ongoing war of words with the dick who reviewed "ONIBI"
In reply to an earlier post on 22 Apr 2011 19:49:54 BDT
Mr. P. R. Stanbridge says:
I've just one over to ONIBI to see what you meant - yes; rather long. I expect there is a place for all types of reviews, but this one here is a classic. I have seen this film just because of it, and I did enjoy it, although I know nothing of the genre it was obvious to me that it was a great sent up.
Posted on 5 Jan 2012 23:01:35 GMT
Bob Marley says:
This is how a review should be! If you want to see the funniest example of stupidly overlong 'look-at-me-I'm-a-critic' review check out the reviews of '13 Conversations about one thing'. One guy as written the most pretentious University thesis length critique of the film - like anybody cares about it!
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