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This review is from: Apocalypto [DVD] (2006) (DVD)
What is all the fuss about? "action epic" my ass! It is just silly Mayan savages running around the jungle telling toilet jokes to each other. It is also very slow moving makes some silent films look like a ferrari! what the hell was Mel Gibson thinking? And it is not violent at all, some hearts and screwered animals, this is indiana jones violence, god only knows why this was an 18, in my opinion it should be max a 12! The battle scenes arent even very thrilling. I did watch it through but after 15 mins I was of in a daze, did not grab me at all, and when the "bloody" bits came I just said "ok" and at the end, I said to myself "is that it"
Not worth your time, I want the two hours of my life back.
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Initial post: 10 Mar 2008 14:52:58 GMT
I'm sorry a historical action(I wouldn't even describe it as that) picture doesn't have Predator or Alien running through the forest to entertain you. I presume you've heard of setting the scene, establishing characters?
Posted on 15 Feb 2010 14:02:13 GMT
Nugent Dirt says:
Indiana Jones violence? You're kidding us right? People like you worry me if you felt so nonchalant about the sacrificial scenes.
Posted on 1 Oct 2014 21:45:00 BDT
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