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154 of 162 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Changed my life., 29 Dec. 2012
This review is from: Barrettine Methylated Spirit 500ml (Misc.)
I just thought I should pop on here to give my seal of approval for Barrettine.

A couple of years ago I was on edge, stressed by my promotion at work, paying for a mortgage on my 5 bedroom detached, keeping my wife happy. I had no way to release myself. Then one day whilst walking my corgi's through my local park, a young man gave me a bottle of the juicy blue liquid. He told me this beverage would relieve me from all my woes. On that recommendation I guzzled it down like a school boy getting pop, and since that beautiful day I've never looked back.

Life has become bearable again. Don't ask me how because my memory doesn't exist any more. All I know is no more house, no more whiny wife, no more ungrateful kids!! I'm like a maverick living under a bridge, work my own hours relieving old men for my next bottle of the captivating, aromatic, beauty juice which is Barrettine. Most days I just squat in the park, keeled over waiting for a nobody to look at me the wrong way so I can squeeze out a cigar into my cupped hand and launch it towards their path like a Roman warrior. What's better is I walked past a shop the other day and saw the reflection. I finally had a smile on my face. Kind of one of those sideways ones which looks like you may have had a stroke the day before, but still a smile.

Thanks Barrettine for making life worth living again.
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Initial post: 4 Jan 2013 23:01:20 GMT
You need a pal in a chemistry lab who can get this stuff without the purple dye. Far fewer problems wit loss of sight. Otherwise 5 stars.
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