Come on now, I know you're doing your best to convince everyone, but you're not really that stupid. Why don't you write a sensible review without either trying to be funny (and failing) or trying to be clever (and failing)? Save all that stuff for a blog. You're supposed to write a review here to be of genuine help to people trying to decide whether to read this book or not. If everyone followed your method of writing a review, i.e. a completely useless one which cannot in any way be considered a review, then an excellent and very useful system would collapse. That would be a shame.
Why don't you try again? You can string a sentence together so you know it makes sense.