COMPUTER. STOP THE FLOW OF TIME!,
This review is from: Star Crash [DVD]  [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC] (DVD)
Long before the word "mockbuster" was invented, there was Roger Corman. This is perhaps one of the granddaddy cheesiest films out there. You can't but laugh at David Hasselhoff's hair as he saves the universe with his leading lady Stella Star (Bond girl Caroline Munro) whose outfit likewise was a laugh with its cape and tight fit. The science behind this film is about the worst with one of the nosiest space vacuums imaginable.
Joe Spinell as the evil Count Zarth Arn brought a tear to my eye as an MST 3000 gift from the gods. I will say in a comparison to "Star Wars" the robot had more personality than 3CPO.
The lines spoken in the film are gems. 5 stars on the camp and cheese scale. A movie that is so idiotic, one doesn't need to be stoned to appreciate it. Fun for the whole family.