English learning book of much nice good,
This review is from: Learning English as a Foreign Language For Dummies (Paperback)
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Of language, English hard like granite phallus. For dummy, book useful to make help with speak, so speak is better and for nicer understanding inside ear by talking man guy. Book good for speak to waiting friend in restaurant or speak to counting friend in money bank or speak to strange friend in street. "Hey, you there! Where my hotel?" you says. "Hotel left by traffic colour lamps tree then behind policing yard with word sign. No jump along road. Do bus, please, for saving foot skin. " says strange helping man. "Thankyou for do helps. You very nice and kind for special directing words. You have lovely fat wife, like river horse. May sun shine on you like pork of heaven". Learning opportunity in book much big and much large. Speak like prince Henry and everyone go impressed by good lip moves, like expensive man in James Bond hat.
(note from Wayne: No- that wasn't written by a foreigner. It was put together by my idiot son Horace. If you think that was disgracefully bad use of English, you should have heard him before he started on this book!)