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1.0 out of 5 stars No shade of grey, it's appalling ., 11 July 2012
This review is from: Fifty Shades of Grey: 1/3 (Paperback)
The reviews are black and white, I have never read such polarised views, I downloaded a preview, thank god I didn't waste money. This is quite the worst drivel I have ever read. Poor English. repetitive use of adverbs and adjectives, though I doubt the author knows what they are.

It makes Mills and Boon look like literature and the dross that was in the sample reminded me of the magazine stories I read as a teenager. So far there is no sex in the book , although the girl Ana seemed to get over excited in the shower - really 5 star people you need to get a life and a sex life of your own. Perhaps if you stopped reading this you might.

Please, please Amazon give us the option for no stars or even minus stars!
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