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4.0 out of 5 stars Works for Christians, but what about everyone else?, 14 Oct 2012
I have extensively tested this product by hanging around the local A&E department and surreptitiously placing it on various injured and sick people. I can report the following:

Leprosy, possession by evil spirits and death - 100% success rate.
Unconsciousness - the patient stayed unconscious but after I said a few Hail Mary's he was a much better colour.
Broken limbs - I only had to show the patient the plaster and she got up and walked away. It was a miracle.
Small crying children - usually try to eat the plaster, but if I give them some of mother's Holy Water, that makes them stop.

These results are promising, but I've had a lot of time to think since the police got involved and what worries me is what about all the Muslims and Jews? I tried giving one of the plasters to Mrs Mukerjee down the road (I think she's a Hindu) for her arthritis but she wouldn't open the door. If anyone has used this product on other faiths please let us know how it went. Science needs you.
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Initial post: 14 Oct 2012 15:52:02 BDT
Last edited by the author on 14 Oct 2012 15:52:13 BDT
EspressoFrog says:
FEMA will probably get them banned, they work for Big Pharma and the Illuminati. So pack them up before the reptoid controlled U.N. trucks come to confiscate them.

Posted on 24 Jun 2014 17:21:10 BDT
mcminkybooks says:
Yes, but what are you reviewing!!
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