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Good pair of breasts,
This review is from: Shark In Venice [DVD]  (DVD)
This is the second worst film of all time, just behind Highlander: The Source. For starters, whichever Baldwin it is that is in the film is clearly hugely overweight, and you can clearly see his boobs bouncing up and down in all the action scenes. It is particularly painful watching him squeeze into a scubadiving suit.
The shots of the shark are from the ocean, and not downtown Venice; added to this is the fact that the shark doesn't have anything to do with the plot.
I would have given this film two stars if the shark had eaten Stephen Baldwin, but sadly he was too fat.
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Initial post: 11 Feb 2010 03:55:36 GMT
Reiss Jordan Garrard says:
hahaha this made me laugh!
In reply to an earlier post on 28 Jan 2012 22:27:13 GMT
R. D. Welch says:
Fantastic review! So funny, I have tears running down my face, thank you!
Posted on 4 Apr 2012 16:55:08 BDT
R. M. CURTIS says:
5 star review: that last line is hilarious
Posted on 11 Oct 2013 04:49:35 BDT
Cheshire Dave says:
Don't laugh too hard - they are a protected species and not as bad as people make out. Creatures like this will soon be dying out until people's attitudes change.
But less about the Baldwins... sharks also need all the help they can get.
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