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5.0 out of 5 stars Oil Versus Mullet - Only One Will Survive!!, 30 Jun. 2009
This review is from: Undefeatable [DVD] [2009] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC] (DVD)
The finest in all of Ho's (Godfrey Hall) variegated directorial output akin to a seam of precious metal running through otherwise worthless rock. La Rothrock kicks higher than ever as revenge driven ginger saucepot with intimidating thighs and her righteous quest to the end credit is emboldened by the addition of John "Worst Actor In The History Of Celluloid" Masters Mark II.

We also have Don "Olympian Mullet" Niam as the most over-the-top villain yet seen. There is no scenery to chew on because Godfrey Ho had to provide food for his cast and crew in place of wages and any interesting locations. Don's mucho macho man-eating mullet is now in the Smithsonian Institute for advancing our primitive understandiong of science and technology. Lamas is rumoured to be his understudy in Mulletology - the whispered art of hair-fu and explosive underacting.

This is quintessential bad cinema and tops the giddy heights of Honour And Glory which most film historians thought nigh on impossible. It is for eye-melting horrors like this that a secret ninja sixth star rating would prove darned appropriate as other action films merely toil on the slopes while only one has reached the summit. "I beheld a pale Ho and his name was Death."
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