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You make me feel like screaming,
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Hi, my name is Leo Slayer, bournemouth's premiere leo sayer impersonator. I'm based on a relatively famous pop star of the past who had some cheesy disco hits when people used to record the official charts on cassette tapes.
Having a name like a lion and also a big wafro to go with the moniker I've grown tired of the constant jibes about both the hair on my middle aged head and my private gentlemen's club.
My agent was quick to point out to me this product so I quickly rushed down to the local superdrug (used to be a kwik save) and I bought a tester bottle. I entered my lavish 2 bedroom semi's faux-european bathroom and set to work.
First of all I applied the sickly smelling gel and glossed my new forest of frizzy downstairs hair and was instantly gratified with a cooling sense of being under a waterfall from one of those wonderful bounty adverts.
This quickly turned to chemical weaponary when the gel had sunk right through my pubal region and started attacking my bare skin.
If I could describe to a discerning amazon reader what it felt like after application I would say, imagine being scalded by molten olive oil whilst having a zebra munch on your conkers.