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2.0 out of 5 stars Spunkulicious I think NOT!, 14 Jan. 2013
This review is from: Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes (Paperback)
DO NOT buy this recipe book whatever you do! I made the unfortunate MISTAKE of buying it to make Christmas dinner a little more interesting for the family this year. I earnestly followed the recipes and was very excited to offer the star recipe `Spunkulicious Pie' to the in-laws as a special treat. All of the men in my immediate family contributed to it. Even Granddad! We didn't even know he had it in him. The shared solidarity of a collective experience made it seem even more special. It had that delicate smell of ball sack aroma when it came out of the oven just like the book said BUT! A few hours later everybody became violently ill. The book says you can reheat the pie but now I read somewhere else that this is disastrous because the heat mutates the semen. We all spent Christmas day at the NHS walk in centre and were diagnosed with the rare illness known as CONSPUNCTIVITIS. It ruined our whole Christmas and I want my money back!!!!
I gave it 2 stars because it smelt nice and the men felt happy at first.
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Initial post: 4 Feb 2013 10:58:35 GMT
H. Whitehead says:
i just overfilled my tenna hahahahaha

Posted on 31 Mar 2013 16:31:58 BDT
sexiboiii says:
THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL :')

Posted on 20 Sep 2013 23:37:52 BDT
Becky says:
Best review... ever.

Posted on 20 Sep 2013 23:37:53 BDT
Becky says:
Best review... ever.

Posted on 20 Sep 2013 23:38:15 BDT
Becky says:
Best review... ever.

Posted on 21 Dec 2013 21:02:44 GMT
Stephen says:
normally hate reviews when people come across as smart asses but you cracked me up

Posted on 4 Jan 2015 21:38:27 GMT
Best review I've ever read!
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