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This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.
Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.
However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.
All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars.
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In reply to an earlier post on 28 Apr 2012 00:42:13 BDT
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Posted on 28 Apr 2012 10:44:56 BDT
Ms F. Mauricesmith says:
One of the funniest things I've read in ages! Thank you!
Posted on 28 Apr 2012 12:49:12 BDT
Thank you for introducing the word "tinkywinkleton" to my vocabulary. I shall use it every day forthwith.
Posted on 29 Apr 2012 16:12:32 BDT
Miss Smith says:
Posted on 30 Apr 2012 19:38:15 BDT
nicky mitchell says:
priceless, just priceless. facebook posted already.
i know your pain.
Posted on 1 May 2012 10:47:37 BDT
Dangelo Peter says:
This simply has to go down as one of the reviews of the decade. Outstanding Sir! I would sympathize with your agony if I could only stop laughing for long enough.
Posted on 1 May 2012 13:01:52 BDT
I. Stephens says:
Mr Tiger, you and Andrew should become pen pals!
Posted on 1 May 2012 19:40:12 BDT
Mark A. Collins says:
Posted on 2 May 2012 17:14:21 BDT
Mrs. I. D. Mileham says:
Best belly laugh I've had for years. Am stuck in bed needing another back fusion but have been told it would kill me as I have kidney disease, Was feeling pretty sorry for myself till I read this. Your pain was not in vain as you have given me solace. Please write a book, I would certainly buy it having the same mental sense of humour.
Thank you for making my day. Irene
Posted on 3 May 2012 00:12:52 BDT
Jacqueline M. Smith says:
You have reduced me to tears. As God is my witness, you are a poet!