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This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 ml (Personal Care)
I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.
Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.
However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.
Pros: A small expense, certainly didn't burn a hole in my pocket.
Cons: Did burn a hole in my scrotum
All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars.
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Initial post: 18 Apr 2012 21:25:40 BDT
Six months is an incredible long time for hair to grow back.
Posted on 19 Apr 2012 14:43:26 BDT
Anna M. Harte says:
Dearest Mr. Tiger,
You have reduced me to tears.
I apologise for laughing so much at your dilemma.
It might make you feel better to know I may have ruptured something.
Posted on 20 Apr 2012 00:46:34 BDT
Last edited by the author on 20 Apr 2012 00:47:10 BDT
Jay Jay says:
Absolutely hilarious. If staring at Carol Vorderman's arse for four hours can't fix it then nothing will!
Posted on 20 Apr 2012 15:07:33 BDT
Thank you for a wonderfully entertaining review. Indeed the best laugh I've had since Aunty Mable caught her left breast in the mangle. I never wanted children, so I take the cheapskate approach of using a Zippo and a modicum of unleaded. The advantage of this "slash and burn" approach is that virtually all of the hair follicles are immediately incinerated. Rarely does a pube rise like a Phonex from the ashes, so only one procedure is ever necessary. Bit of shame really as I quite enjoy the whole thing and there's rarely anything on the telly these days...
In reply to an earlier post on 21 Apr 2012 17:48:15 BDT
Mr. J. Mrs E. Carlin says:
Posted on 21 Apr 2012 19:27:43 BDT
Robert O'Brien says:
Is this Jeremy Clarkson?
Posted on 21 Apr 2012 21:52:35 BDT
Miss N. Ludlow says:
fabulous great laugh thankyou
Posted on 22 Apr 2012 00:34:39 BDT
think you need to try childbirth first!
Posted on 23 Apr 2012 09:39:41 BDT
T. Nagle says:
brilliant - hope the vorderman effect is back to its full strength!