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Does exactly what you'd expect from a movie about giant robots kicking the crap out of each other,
This review is from: Transformers: Dark of the Moon [DVD] (DVD)
Isn't it time people stopped bitching about these movies? Not subtle? Its about giant robots for Bob's sake. If Spielberg had made this (rather than say, just having his name in the small print) then the entire world would be kissing its ass and proclaiming it heaven sent AND prepping the 20th anniversary edition... Awesome animation, near faultless photo-realism and Nimoy (in his 2nd transformers outing) self-mockingly reinventing the famous 'needs of the many' speech, and hell, his character even looks like him. Yes, its Bay not Malick, but not every film can be The Tree of Life (given that every other film made is equally guilty if we follow that line of argument). Bay destroys the world before your eyes, the skyscraper sequence is jaw-dropping, and I, for one, cheered like a loon when Optimus kicks everyone's arse at the end. Oh, yes, the blonde girl is (a) slightly attractive and (b) woefully miscast. Buts its a movie about giant robots! Its hardly realism (and thats hardly a fault). Good movie, loved the lot, hope they make more. Which they will as this made buckets of money.
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Initial post: 28 Nov 2011 15:38:37 GMT
Mr. K. Smith says:
In reply to an earlier post on 1 Dec 2011 18:21:40 GMT
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Eric P. Coyle says:
So basically your premise is that, because it's robots we shouldn't expect a decent script, good acting, a coherent plot, proper pacing and to give a damn about the characters in the film? If thats really what you think why even bother with a scriptwriter or even a director? Just program a computer to do the lot.
The first film is still superb entertainment and it achieves this through a decent, well paced script, a generally cohesive plot you can follow, cool performances and a relatively restrained Bay. If you have such low expectations then prepare to give any fantasy film full marks because none of what makes a film great need be included. God help us all!!
In reply to an earlier post on 30 Dec 2011 13:07:32 GMT
Mr. P. Cooper says:
I pity you and people like you because you will never know the enjoyment that can be had from switching off your brain for two hours or so and simply reveling in all the gorgeous excess on a silver screen. i can appreciate a truly great film complete with intricate plot and stellar performances from the entire cast as much as you but I know there is always a place for the blockbuster popcorn film made for pure entertainment of a less cerebral kind. I do not sit down to watch every film i view with a predetermined sense of judgment foremost on my thoughts, I watch a movie to escape for a couple of hours and give my mind over to whatever passes for reality and possibility in the context of that film (no matter how it would actually work in our own reality). The way of thinking that says if a film is completely beyond the bounds of possibility or that the CGI was a bit off or the actors were not up to Oscar winning standards then said film must be utter rubbish is thankfully alien to me so I am afforded the luxury of enjoying myself at the movies far more than you - like I said I pity you. I believe you should stick with the scathing review you yourself have given this movie and leave other people's positive ones alone!
Posted on 31 Dec 2011 00:45:06 GMT
A. M. Mcgregor says:
I whole-heartedly agree. Brilliant Review.
In reply to an earlier post on 9 Jan 2012 02:12:29 GMT
C. Gould says:
I'm fully capable of 'turning off my brain', for want of a better phrase, but this film removed the need by putting me into a coma. I grew up watching dumb 80s action movies with Arnie, Sly etc, and while they weren't particularly complex they were so much better than these films it's untrue. Damn, the 80s animated movie was better and the comics certainly were. As the other poster says, a film doesn't have to be dumb or offensive to be entertaining. Look at The Matrix. Ironically if Spielberg had directed these they'd probably have had a lot more humanity, which is just one of the things sorely lacking under Bay's supervision.
In reply to an earlier post on 15 Feb 2012 15:57:35 GMT
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Mr. R. S. Short says:
Well said Mr Cooper. Loved the review and agree completely. Enjoy it for what it is and nothing more.
In reply to an earlier post on 1 Mar 2012 20:32:23 GMT
Last edited by the author on 1 Mar 2012 20:34:42 GMT
Mr. J. Harte says:
Well i dont give a stuff how old i am (36).....I love all the Transformer films....and i have to ask about all the negativity!!!! you all knew it was about robots....so why watch??????????????????
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