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5.0 out of 5 stars At last a suitable product for the Fairer Sex!, 1 Sep 2012
This review is from: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen (Box of 12) - Black (Office Product)
Seriously though, why all this mockery? This seems like a perfectly sensible idea by Bic. Women need their own pens to use, because trying to use man pens (Hitherto known as "pens") can be dangerous for the delicate constitution of the fairer sex.

I remember lending a pen to a lady once, and boy do I regret it! She was trying to write her shopping list, silly lamb, but couldn't hold on to the masculine trunk of the male pen, and ended up accidentally stabbing herself right in the boobs! No amount of kittens with pink bows around their necks could stop her feminine weeping. Were I not a heartless bastard, I might not have left her living in a sea-cave, pregnant with twins, while her tyrannical half-brother made away with her inheritance.

Bic are just trying to help. They recognise that women are weak and pathetic and their hands don't work, and they can't stand the sight of anything that isn't pink, so I applaud them in their attempt to redress the balance by creating a writing implement specifically designed for their weird, clumsy fingers. I'd been under the mistaken assumption that women were human beings, of all things! When in fact they are a strange type of sea creature related to the walrus, and so need pens calibrated for use with flippers.

And every now and then I have to remind myself that this is supposed to be the 21st Century.
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